Marvel/DC Stuff

a batkid would vent to cass about their personal life but her ass is Not Listening so after like an hour she goes "will someone die?" and the batkid goes "no youre right im overthinking this, thanks cass you always put things in perspective" and cass is vaguely disappointed that she doesnt get to go fight someone and then goes back to thinking about muay thai or some shit. and thats how she ends up with a completely unearned reputation for being the most emotionally mature bat

What if for next year's April fools we start talking about the batgirls the way fans talk about Tim Drake

Bruce 100% has a contingency plan for Cass and it involves taking away her chocolate ice cream until she agrees not to be a supervillain. Jason thinks this is hilarious until he realises its due to her parents starving her as a kid and the only thing she was able to find to eat was chocolate ice cream. He never makes fun of her chocolate addiction again after that, and he adds Janet- I mean David Cain to his kill list.

Just realised that if Cass became truely fanon popular there is a chance that people would headcanon that Shiva actually would have been 500x more abusive and evil then David Cain and would characterise her as such in their hurt/comfort batfamily AUs.

Shiva fed Cass hot chilli peppers growing up even though she was allergic 😔