carpe diem

do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move

that feel when you drop a paper and it slides across the country

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

Beyonce puts her 1 year old daughter who can not speak yet on her album but not her sister with a struggling music career

It’s weird when you realize the person you once told everything to now has no idea of what’s happening in your life.

not even risking that shit

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet