gram parsons is my hero

sporting a nice fresh black eye, andi sauntered into the dormitories. for some weird reason, he also felt so powerful when there was blood on his face. he hadn’t intended to get into a fight but as he was leaving the liquor store he happened across a jerk who was trying to harass his date into kissing him and if he hadn’t gotten there sooner it would of probably gotten worse. he left with a black eye and that guy was left with his dick twisted almost clean off his body. punishment fights the crime but creature was still upset his plan wasn’t followed and he didn’t get to bite the dick clean off and stick it where the sun don’t shine. “ next time we run into a fucking creep, i promise i’ll let you bite his dick off - happy now? “ ‘ yes very, let’s go back so we can find one. ‘ “ how about i eat an entire pizza and take a nap ? “ ‘ … pepperoni? ‘ “ yes pepperoni, dude. “ the man replied, not remembering that usually he whispered in public to not cause a scene or have people think he’s insane. as he locked eyes with someone, he immediately pulled his phone from his pocket and pressed it against his ear, trying to play it off. 

Noh was on patrol as usual, easily settled into his role as a cop by now. He moves through the hallway with the plan of heading back into his car after checking on a call down in one of the rooms. It turns out to be nothing, which he’s almost thankful for, but hears someone talking about biting someone’s dick off as he’s passing by. He stops curious, but decides to ask the person if everything was okay anyway. “You alright here?” The alien asks as he keeps his arms at his sides, posture relaxed. 

“A text will do just fine,” she agreed as she added a new contact and then turned her phone towards him. “Can you type in your name and number? I will probably be able to return the umbrella to you tomorrow.” In her head, she tried to fit in a time to her schedule. “Around.. 1pm, same place.”

“Sounds good to me.” Although it would be okay if something came up — he can live without an umbrella. He takes the phone from her to type in his name and number. It would probably be better off that way since his name was a hard one to spell or pronounce. “Here you go that’s me.” He says with a smile, glad to be of any help .

She took the umbrella without the consideration that it was his only umbrella. After all, she did ask for an extra one. If he decided to pass it up, then that was his decision. “Thank you.” She gave a brief nod to him. But before she left, she took out her phone. “I will return it promptly. What is your name, and your preferred method of contact?”

Noh had experienced worse weather patterns throughout his life — especially on other planets. “Noh-Varr. Phone call or texting works just fine.” He admits as he pulls his own out, so he can give her his number. “What works best for you?” It really doesn’t matter to him, able to work around any schedule or scenario when it comes to that.

Two-thirty. Tessa was out the door, but paused just underneath the awning. Rain. She sighed and looked up to the darkened sky. Her hand extended outwards to feel how bad the damage could be and in her head, she calculated the chances that it won’t get worse if she left now. “Of all the days..” she grumbled, mostly to herself. She then turned to the first person she saw. “Excuse me. Do you have an extra umbrella? I need to borrow one.”

Noh wasn’t afraid of a little rain, and maybe that’s why he decided to just offer the stranger his own umbrella. “Here you can have mine.” His destination wasn’t far,  just going to pick up something for lunch. If he got a little wet along the way then that’s no big deal he can just change clothes. The rain soaking his white hair already.

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It was ridiculous really, her tendency to rely on herself until things got too dicey for herself. After all these years, she had nothing left to prove. Except they still cared her princess. “Oh yeah ramen is the best out of cheap food. Much better than ketchup soup.”

Kate shook her head. She picked up the sim card, thankfully still intact. “Asshole probably didn’t do much but force me to eat ramen for dinner instead of take out for a week.” And she had gotten used to handling men like this since she first became a P.I. “It’s not worth it.”

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“what’s the power? being able to create them? or being made up of them? like… a hive of sentient bees.” allergic or not… there’s something about that thought that momentarily unnerves morgan, in spite of the fact that she had brought it up. “now that has gotta be anyone with an allergies worst nightmare.”

“oh- i’m sorry about that. just let me move some of this,” he responded, nervous and speaking way too fast he hurried to move his belongings closer to himself. when blake had arrived at the coffee shop, he’d been alone, and he’d taken over a rather large table in order to spread out his work. but as the need for space increased, he relinquished some of his table. “there you go! it’s all yours!” 

“Shit!” The camera was shattered on the ground, and the person responsible, a man she tailed while following a lead, stalked away. Kate stared at the remains of her camera. “That’s gonna cost a pretty fucking penny to replace, asshole!” She shouted her way before she knelt down to pick up the pieces. “Are we in an alternate universe where smashing cameras proves your innocence or?”

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“Mm, it’s more fun for me.” Isaac grinned as he grabbed his shirt, moving closer to him. “You need help getting my shirt off or what?” He jokingly taunted him.

“It’s always fun being a little NAUGHTY.” Noh admits as he starts lifting it up. “I could rip it off, but I’ll spare it.” He says as he finishes pulling off the other man’s top.

“You’re evil, you know that? But, effective. Yes, yes I am.”

“So I’ve been told. You like it though.” Noh grins as he grabs onto Isaac’s shirt. 

* closed starter for @marvelbcy / “fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”

“solid plan,” she nodded her agreement, mostly working on keeping her expression semi serious - though not very hard, if she were being honest with herself. “it’d fall apart fairly quick if i were allergic to bees, of course, but - i don’t think i am. guess we could find out.”

“All of five minutes, apparently. Perhaps you needed to stretch, perhaps you had some kind of ulterior motive?”

“I was hoping it would get you INTERESTED. Are you?”