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@marthakins
so.... what if.... I brought Martha back?

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tfw you aren't happy on any of your blogs and want to make a new one but don't know for /WHO/.

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‘Why aren’t we interacting?’
😿 - I’m too shy to reach out 😥 - I’m a little intimidated by your writing length / style / formatting 😵 - I don’t know how to approach you ⌛️ - You seem really busy 👥 - I don’t know which of my muses you’re interested in 📝 - It would help if you could feel my interest checker! ❓ - I’m not familiar with any of your current muses 📩 - I’ve sent you asks / written you starters, but you never replied to them 💬 - I have a plot in mind for us, but I haven’t found the right way/time to reach out 💞 - I ship our muses, but I don’t know if you’re interested ✒️ - I usually interact through memes / open starters and you don’t post a lot of them 🥇 - You followed me first and I’m waiting for you to make the first move 🥰 - I’m following you because I love your writing and content and I just want to read your stuff
Evie does a blog round up
@marthakins - martha may whovier from how the grinch stole christmas @maddyhatter - mad hatter from alice in wonderland @freakhero - eddie munson from stranger things, adapted to fandomless @g0dsvessel - heather mason from silent hill franchise, also dbd friendly. @bubblaegum - bonnibel bubblegum. @queenserpent - toni topaz, mixed media. low activity
christmas / holiday starters
Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
at a party
“Woah, someone drank too much egg nog.”
“Look, I only came for the Christmas cookies.”
“So do I make a sexy Santa/elf/reindeer or what?”
“Merry Christmas! Let’s get wasted.”
“Is my outfit too festive/not festive enough?”
“Hey! Come on in, I’ll get you a drink.”
a grinch
“I can’t believe I’m all alone during the holidays.”
“Most wonderful time of the year, my ass.”
“I hate snow. And smiling children.”
“If I hear one more Christmas song, someone is getting strangled with tinsel.”
“The only thing good about Christmas is the candy canes.”
“Wow, that gingerbread house is…unique.”
“Egg nog is disgusting.”
anti-grinch
“I’ve had my tree up since November.”
“How could you not like the holidays?!”
“I’m going to shove a candy cane up my ass. I’m so excited!”
“Christmas is the only time of year when I’m stressed out AND receiving a bunch of gifts.”
“There’s NO way I’m going to lose the house decorating competition.”
“Christmas isn’t a holiday. It’s a way of life.”
presents
“What did you get me?” / “I’m not telling you! It’s a surprise.”
“I didn’t know what to buy you, so..I made you something…”
“You gave me the present that I gave to YOU last year?”
“It’s perfect…”
“Aw, you didn’t have to get me anything.”
“The only gift I want is stability and happiness. But this wrapping paper is pretty.”
“You just rip the paper right off?! You heathen.” / “You save the paper? Nerd.”
secret santa
“Ugh, I can’t believe I got ___ for secret santa.”
“I got ____!! What should I give him/her/them?”
“Who bought me socks? They’re plain white no-brand socks.”
“The limit was $20, people. Why do I see an iPhone?”
“I know who got me this. There’s only one person who knows me this well. It’s you.”
with friends
“I got us matching ugly sweaters.”
“Do you think I can fit these candy canes up my nose?”
“Merry Christmas, fuckers. I’m broke but at least I got you stuff.”
“This is really corny…but you’re already a gift to me.”
“I haven’t seen you in so long! Get over here and give me a hug.”
flirty
“Are you Santa? Because I’d sit on your lap.”
“Have I been naughty this year?”
“Oh, I’d ride in your sleigh.”
“Your eyes twinkle like tree lights.”
“All I want for Christmas is you.”
snow
“It’s snowing! That’s so perfect!”
“Great, now my flight is delayed…”
“How am I supposed to get home in this weather?”
“Baby, it’s cold outside…”
“Let’s have a snowball fight.”
no snow
“Why can’t we have a white Christmas?”
“It’s too hot for hot cocoa.”
“I wish I could wear a sweater without dying.”
“It’s nice to get away from all the cold.”
“The only ice I want to see is in a cold drink.”
knows nothing about other holidays
“So is it Jesus’s birthday?”
“Where did Santa even come from?”
“…Isn’t the tree a pagan tradition?”
“How do the deer fly?”
“This holiday sounds like it was made by someone on crack.”
“What’s a Hannukah?” / “What’s a Kwanzaa?”
“Is what I’m wearing okay?”
“Stop calling me a grinch! I’m not even Christian.”
hannukah
“Watch me shove all these latkes in my mouth.”
“You don’t know how to play with a dreidel?” / “Let me teach you the dreidel game.”
“See the menorah? It’s LIT.”
“Try the sufganiyot and you will forget about Christmas cookies.”
“Hannukah is the time of year when us Jews gather and decide the next step in taking over the world. At least that’s what that crazy guy from work told me.”
“Do these dreidel cake pops look Pinterest-y enough?”
“Christians get WAY too upset over Starbucks cups. I’ve never gotten a Hannukah Starbucks cup! You don’t see me rioting about it.”
“That’s not a dreidel…That’s a beyblade.”
kwanzaa
“Who needs one day of Christmas when I have a whole week of Kwanzaa?”
“See the kinara? It’s LIT.”
“I can’t go home until I buy a new kinara.”
“What do you think of the decorations? I think I need more African print.”
“How are we out of food? Kwanzaa is about the harvest!”
“I like Kwanzaa. It’s a holiday of principles.”
“It’s not a ‘made-up’ holiday. All holidays are made up.”
“Kinda wish the unity cup was filled with whiskey. And that I could drink all of it.”
misc.
“No matter the holiday, family time is always a bad idea.”
“This isn’t Pinterest-y enough!”
“Come on, let’s take a quick selfie. We never see each other.”
“You know I’m Muslim/Hindu/Buddhist/atheist/other, right?”
Evie does a blog round up
@marthakins - martha may whovier from how the grinch stole christmas @maddyhatter - mad hatter from alice in wonderland @freakhero - eddie munson from stranger things, adapted to fandomless @g0dsvessel - heather mason from silent hill franchise, also dbd friendly. @bubblaegum - bonnibel bubblegum. @queenserpent - toni topaz, mixed media. low activity
This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-” etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction

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Evie does a blog round up
@marthakins - martha may whovier from how the grinch stole christmas @maddyhatter - mad hatter from alice in wonderland @freakhero - eddie munson from stranger things, adapted to fandomless @g0dsvessel - heather mason from silent hill franchise, also dbd friendly. @bubblaegum - bonnibel bubblegum. @queenserpent - toni topaz, mixed media. low activity
Evie does a blog round up
@marthakins - martha may whovier from how the grinch stole christmas @maddyhatter - mad hatter from alice in wonderland @freakhero - eddie munson from stranger things, adapted to fandomless @g0dsvessel - heather mason from silent hill franchise, also dbd friendly. @bubblaegum - bonnibel bubblegum. @queenserpent - toni topaz, mixed media. low activity
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OLIVIA RODRIGO, UNRELEASED. ↳ lines from unreleased songs and snippets posted to olivia rodrigo’s socials.
“every girl at the party was looking at you.”
“i wonder what i’d say if i knew back then that the brown-eyed boy’d be my best friend.”
“now everything reminds me of you.”
“your picture’s framed all over my room.”
“as long as i’m your darling angel, i don’t need anything in the world.”
“i like you so much it’s kinda gross.”
“i bring you up in every conversation.”
“we’re young, i know, we gotta be patient.”
“i wanna do everything with you.”
“you think he thinks you’re pretty, i can guarantee he does not.”
“you must think you’re so attractive when you’re playing dumb.”
“i hope you trip over the boundaries that you’ve stepped right over.”
“you’re his apocalyptic crush. he’d like you only if there was no one else on earth.”
“if we all died, you’d be the one who’d get to kiss him in the ashes.”
“so, hey, what are the chances of world war 3?”
“he’s never gonna like you like he likes me.”
“your voice through the phone tells me way more than i’ve ever wanted to know.”
“you say that you need your space, and letting me go was the hardest thing you could do.”
“you said you loved me, but you’re with her now.”
“you said you couldn’t live without me.”
“i don’t wanna take her place.”
“you were never that public with me.”
“i don’t need you to explain.”
“me and my heart will be fine.”
“maybe it’ll all work out in time.”
“you deserve so much more.”
“seems like i always hurt the ones i love.”
“i watched the light drain out of your eyes.”
“it’s no surprise.”
“i’m too young to be your mother.”
“i’m not smart enough to be your therapist, either.”
“i’m not gonna make you change, that’s above my pay grade, babe.”
“you never take things seriously.”
“i think you’re really dope.”
“this is love, right?”
“my heart is telling me we’re gonna be the exception.”
“my guilty catholic heart tears my guilty self apart on the floor.”
“i wish you did something bad so we could settle the score.”
“maybe your life is all flowers.”
“maybe i’m insecure.”
“i’m happy with me, i think that’s supposed to be enough.”
“i created you to be plastic and deadly.”
“i created you to hide my own envy.”