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@marthajohnsonbakes
Hello dears 😊😊 My name is Martha Johnson and I am making an pin post.
I am 53 years old and currently living in Kentucky. I have a son, two beautiful gray sunglassed lovers, a very human extended family, and a deep seated bitterness within my heart. Currently living at our peach orchard/farm. I LOVE PIE.
That is all!! Have a lovely day 😇😇😇
Love,
Martha 😊🤩😘😇😍🥰🤩😊🥰🥰🤩🥰😇
Picked crew of myself beneath the cut!!!
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My dearest Martha have you considered that perhaps the yeast creature could be tamed
Many mindless beasts are food motivated and if it is successful you could have your own sourdough minion just food for thought
🥧💍
MY DEAREST PIE WIFE HAVE YOU CONSIDERED I’M A COWARD.
Love,
Martha 💍🥰
Oh my god it followed me back home it’s trying to squeeze through the cracks in the windows.
I HAVE A ROLLING PIN!!! BASTARD!!!!
will update later 🥰 if I do not, split my body in half and toss me into both the ocean and a damp mysterious cave. My wives will bury me 🥰
With fear,
Martha
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
LOVE MARTHA???
FUCK THIS. IM GOING BACK TO MY KITCHEN AND IM FIGURING OUT HOWBTO USE AMAZON DOT COM AND IM BUYING YEAST. FUCK THAT SHIT. NO WAY.
HATE,
MARTHA
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
LOVE MARTHA???
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my love, I've heard from the bats that the best way to recover your fermented goop is to acquire a dousing rod and skitter off into the woods, as that is a yeasts natural habitat. Good luck! Watch out for bears! 🐻🐻🐻🐨🐨🐨💗💗💗
Love,
The one true anon🖤🖤🖤🫀🫀🫀
Thnak you, my beautiful gray lover 😍 I am pursuing the concoction through the woods as we speak- thankfully for me ☺️ it leaves bubbling goopy footprints as it runs. Easy to track. I will find and BAKE IT, THIS I SWEAR
love,
Martha 💍
UPDATE ITS EMPTY
??????????!!!!!
WHERE DID THE CONCOCTION GO LOVE MARTHA???
Don't worry about the bubbling my gorgeous matha I hear bubbling all the time when I'm asleep
🥧💍
Thank you my beautiful pie wife 🥰🥰🥰 you have given me the courage, my darling, to check on the concoction now that the morrow has arrived ☺️
Love,
Mratga 💍
Dear tumblrs,
I will admit that despite my extensive scratch baking history (county fair champion ☺️ by the way ☺️ not bragging as that is ungodly ☺️) I have not dabbled in sourdough much before today. It was largely on impulse and an attempt to fill the gaping void within my soul that the rage lives in🥺🥺
However, from my expert 🤩 knowledge,, I do not think it should be fermenting this fast and I really do.nt think I should be supposed to hear it bubbling in the kitchen as I try to sleep. But I’m sure it’s fine 🥰🥰🥰
Love,
Martha 🥰
The concoction is fermenting…..
Love,
Martha ☺️
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Have you considered Amazon
Or going to the store
Thank you for your question sweaty ☺️☺️☺️
the Louisville police are still after me for vehicular manslaughter (among other things) and I do not want to risk going anywhere within ten miles of that city
Love,
Martha 🙁
No yeast in the shed. My life might actually be over.
O shit wait
Love,
Martha 😨
……the mysterious forest yeast…….. the mysterious yeast risen from the ground…… just as it will make my bread rise true and beautiful………. The yeast……
No yeast in the shed. My life might actually be over.
O shit wait
Love,
Martha 😨
No yeast in the shed. My life might actually be over.
Dear Tumblrs,
After swearing off the consumption of human meat for the benefit of my best furby forever, and because I’m getting on in years 🥺 and consuming only meat is bad for my gut health 🥺 I’ve felt a mince meat pie shaped hole in my heart.
Maybe I need a long term project. I could get into sourdough 🤔🤔🤔?
Lots to think about! 🥰
Love,
Martha 🥰🥰
I’M OUT OF YEAST. GOD IS PUNISHING ME FOR MY MANY MANY SINS. FUCK MY MARTHA LIFE 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Love,
Martha 🤩🥰🤩🥺🥰☺️☺️😊😍🥹🥰🥺🥰🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Dear Tumblrs,
After swearing off the consumption of human meat for the benefit of my best furby forever, and because I’m getting on in years 🥺 and consuming only meat is bad for my gut health 🥺 I’ve felt a mince meat pie shaped hole in my heart.
Maybe I need a long term project. I could get into sourdough 🤔🤔🤔?
Lots to think about! 🥰
Love,
Martha 🥰🥰
Other Martha,
Maybe we could kill some chickens sometime?? Or ‘pigs’ if you want something more satisfying
Dearest Furby,
ARE YOU FOR REAL??? WILL YOU FOR REAL LET ME??? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST MURDER ARE YOU FOR REALL???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
YES,
MARTHA 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩☺️🤩🤩🤩☺️☺️☺️🤩
I am against murder. This is slaughter.
Life is so beautiful 🥰
Love,
Martha
