Holding her like a talisman

My friend is telling me about guy he dated who was some hyper credentialed expert in nuclear science and was constantly getting turned down for jobs and people told him hey it’s probably your very explicit sex/kink Instagram publicly available under your real name and he said yeah probably but this is how I want to live my life

heavy is the neck that wears the collar

Holding her like a talisman

my theory is that ppl my age are like this because we were unintentionally brainwashed by the windows media player visualisations.don’t know with what. but it had an effect

“you’re so quiet” bro everyone ignores me and nobody cares about what i have to say

LMFAO

This is…so me

those assholes ruined this dogs selfie

uUHuUUUuUHhbhH *sm a c k*