I got a sick sick sense of humor... la la la la 🎶

you seem to not expect a deep reptillian honk/rasp/thrum for birds pretty often, which is funny cause when you recall that birds are dinosaurs that becomes a quick suspect

I always forget that shoebills sound like fucking guns

Are you courting her with ancient texts of forbidden, eldritch knowledge? Are you actually even trying?

Cthulhu and chill

I hope Black girls with anxiety have a good day today.

I hope Black girls with depression have a good day today.

I hope black girls with PTSD have a good day

I hope black girls with body dysmorphia have a good day

I hope black girls with verbally abusive parents gave a good day

I hope autistic black girls and black girls with ADHD have a good day

I hope black girls with schizospec and/or personality disoders have a good day today

i hope all mentally ill and or disabled black girls have a good day

I hope chronically ill & people pleasing Black girls have a good day today 🫂

i hate small talk, let’s have a baby

@missdictatorme sending this to OI characters

Leto needs the heirs 😂

free my girl she did all that and should’ve fucking done even more

i hate small talk, let’s have a baby

@missdictatorme sending this to OI characters

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.

langdon struggling to maintain an erection while having sex with his wife because he knows she thinks he’s a loser and she doesn’t love him anymore and it shakes his confidence so badly. mel offers to make sure his dick is still working and reassures him that she thinks he’s very attractive and he has nothing to worry about and she lets him fuck the daylights out of her since he hasn’t been able to fuck his wife properly in months

Friendship 💕