I got a sick sick sense of humor... la la la la 🎶

langdon struggling to maintain an erection while having sex with his wife because he knows she thinks he’s a loser and she doesn’t love him anymore and it shakes his confidence so badly. mel offers to make sure his dick is still working and reassures him that she thinks he’s very attractive and he has nothing to worry about and she lets him fuck the daylights out of her since he hasn’t been able to fuck his wife properly in months

Friendship 💕

their eyes are BROWN they are not hazel they are not amber they are BROWN say it with me now

@oscar-isaacx it's giving Gabe fresh out of high school and into culinary school vibes

"You only like this character because she's a woman!" okay and you hate her because she's a woman, knowing that she has all the traits you would enjoy in a male character.

gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

you couldn’t make goncharov today because the soviet union was dissolved in 1991