I got a sick sick sense of humor... la la la la 🎶

i hate small talk, let’s have a baby

@missdictatorme sending this to OI characters

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.

langdon struggling to maintain an erection while having sex with his wife because he knows she thinks he’s a loser and she doesn’t love him anymore and it shakes his confidence so badly. mel offers to make sure his dick is still working and reassures him that she thinks he’s very attractive and he has nothing to worry about and she lets him fuck the daylights out of her since he hasn’t been able to fuck his wife properly in months

Friendship 💕

their eyes are BROWN they are not hazel they are not amber they are BROWN say it with me now

@oscar-isaacx it's giving Gabe fresh out of high school and into culinary school vibes

"You only like this character because she's a woman!" okay and you hate her because she's a woman, knowing that she has all the traits you would enjoy in a male character.