A Penis-Wrinkle in Time

i knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unlovable

kids these days don’t know what it’s like to get fine dwarven crafts direct from orzammar

love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

the star bucks barista looking at your boyfriend in your passanger seat and saying aww so cute does he want a puppuccino

I’m not an IBS warrior. I’m an IBS queen. On her porcelain throne.

You guys suck this would do numbers on minion meme mom facebook

Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

OP I hope you realize this is a REAL strategy in PVP for the hit online mmorpg Wizard101

oh mein gott my back is full of ouchenpainen

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

Blorbaux from my tapestries

“Any word that sounds like it might be the noun form of a verb is in fact the noun form of a verb” is 100% a valid grammatical rule. Fingers do fing. Creatures do creach.