Thoughts...

- maddy says to rue, jules and lexi she was "moved" by the wedding, so whoever thought these 3 were going to crash it and ruin it, you can drop that idea because literally nothing happens. during the reception maddy even gets emotional and leaves

- unless this changes throughout the season, nate and cal literally are ok. they don't hate each other, they don't seem to have any more problems than any other father and son do

- nate apparently kept his promise to jules that he'd destroy her video (i dont know if he actually destroyed it, but cal tells her the video never made it to the police) and she says it looks like someone was protecting her 🥱 haha look at how good of a person nate is haha + they treat cal being a sex offender like a joke like haha i'm not a pedo haha I can't drive past schools haha and jules is literally there smiling saying you do like them young haha . what's so funny about that?

- fez calls rue from prison :( we of course only see rue during the call and we don't hear him, but he says he's planning a escape, it's a cute scene

- jules: "are you a virgin?" lexi: "it's better than herpes" lol + bb shows up pregnant at the wedding

- episode ends with rue being pulled over by the police and i literally couldn't tell you why. this storyline with alamo and laurie is SO boring, a nothingburger. rue deserved to have a beautiful storyline this season but instead got stuck with whatever this is

now about the wedding

- the girls don't ruin it, but nate and cassie basically do it themselves. nate gets threatened in front of cassie by naz, the guy who he owes a LOT of money to and that's how she finds out he's broke. nate was having a panic attack before the ceremony because naz kept calling him

- they have a pathetic first dance as a couple right after naz shows up and they're both so happy to look a mess. it's beautiful seeing cassie so distraught. naz told her he was her husband's friend but now he's his nightmare (and oh boy he MEANS that, you'll see why in the next topic). later cassie gets drunk off champagne, yells at nate and accidentally pops the cork on his eye

- now things get extremely crazy, violent and gory: naz is waiting at nate and cassie's ugly ass house for when they come back from the wedding and it becomes the WORST night of their life, i almost felt sorry but i hate them both and they deserve it. nate gets beat up badly, im talking punched, thrown against the stairs, thrown against the wall, pushed down the stairs, head smashed against the railings, i literally thought he was gonna die at one point. it's 50000x worse then what fez did to him. cassie ends up with a bleeding nose, she's crying the entire time saying it was supposed to be the best night of her life, nate is barely alive and promising he'll pay him and then........ naz cuts off one of nate's toes. graphic scene too. blood everywhere, squirting out of his foot, cassie crying, it's a mess.

episode 3 spoilers 🚨🚨🚨 part 1

- we went from a high school show to porn and gore, take that however you like

- ep begins with jules and there's a montage of her starting as a sugar baby with different clients. she starts seeing only one of them regularly and there's a really disturbing bdsm scene of him wrapping her body and face in plastic. once again sam levinson can't seem to think of anything other than porn and drugs for his female characters to do

- he got rue involved in literal crime by selling freaking guns to alamo..... also she says at least the guns are headed to mexico and like ? what does she even mean by that?

- on episode 2 there's a scene of a pig shitting and on episode 3 there's a scene of a pig pissing, like what are we doing here????? and alamo shoots the pig and there's blood everywhere

- rue invites jules to go to the wedding with her and she goes. maddy goes as well basically with her ass out and they all look so okay during the ceremony like rue and jules didn't hate nate seasons 1 and 2. maddy looks bored at first but unless she has a trick up her sleeve she also looks okay with it

- suze is so funny when walking cassie down the aisle because she's basically telling her she'll never be happy and weddings suck. like she literally talks the entire time they're walking towards nate and cassie looks so freaked out and suze just won't shut up

- nate is a silly funny little guy now, not at all the character from the first 2 seasons