Cats in my head.

you don’t need an education to marry rich

You do need to be good looking tho

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

Sounds like something a vampire would say

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

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He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

BUST A NUT