when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

back in my day you had to nuzzle their bulge before you could call yourself friends

i like to be so nice to puppies because i love them

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

Coward I would say Bowser

i bet you would

i would say something else

I love when a nap decides to take me 😌

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

when the boi can roll his r’s 🫠

happy first day of pride everyone