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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
almost home
cherry valley forever
i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
YOU ARE THE REASON
Jules of Nature
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Graweedy Falls
literally have had this queued for a year
In honor of the holiday
Y’all gonna just forget Nichijoint like that?
This is the only obnoxious weed joke post I’ll post all 4/20 but some of these are legitimately funny
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extremely blessed image
supreme champion…. of my heart
sunny baudelaire could have been thrown into the lion pit and would have emerged victorious tbh
The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.
It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage
am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here
people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit
We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O
The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”
It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.
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the year is 28AW (after worm) and still we suffer
Oh, w o r m
my cousin is 16 (he was born in 2002) and he was asking me about computers and antivirus programs
and i mentioned “the worm” offhand and he was so incredibly confused he thought i was literally talking about a mythical worm
i had to tell him the entire story about an MIT student who created the worm to measure the internet, but failed to program the virus in a way that your computer couldn’t become infected multiple times at once, so the worm would “eat” your system by essentially taking it over with multiple infections
and honestly i’ve never held his attention that long before, it was like i was telling him about some ancient mythos he never heard before
damn tomorrow is 4/20 y'all about to be annoying
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my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)
me, a known gay: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)
me, an asexual: A WHAT
my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt
the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry
me, just harry: a what
the smell of Home Depot is cathartic
fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department
Stop romanticizing home depot
pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you
hey so considering the internet worked on the meteor consider the fact that Dave and rose were probably able to see people’s last posts before the earth was destroyed by meteors, and how the internet was probably more or less frozen from that time on. a silent internet, an achive of the destruction of earth, filled with calls for help amid questions as to why this all was happening to them. have a great day!
and not to continue but you ever think about how Dirk and Roxy were able to use the internet as well? how their internet was functionally dead and how every post that would ever be made had finished by then, how they could probably follow the progress of destruction and the archives of how slowly, slowly, dozens by dozens, humans stopped posting to the internet because they had all died out? wild
gt jade hc: she inherited the “love of jade” trait everyone who somehow got merged with bec got and now she is very loyal to herself
jade: begins to fall after tripping
bec instincts: OH NO HELP JADE
jade: wraps arms around self and teleports safely on a couch
jade: is near something loud
bec instincts: oh NO that thing is THREATENING JADE. BARK. BARK BARK BARK! SCARE IT AWAY
jade: tiny woof
jade: sees something on the ground
bec instincts: JADE would LOVE THIS so much i will BRING it to her
jade: puts it in her mouth without thinking
You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)
I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous
👆🏾 that part👆🏾
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gaining eldritch knowledge is just finding out how to be woke and hp lovecraft was scared of it because he wanted to keep being very racist
the callout of cthulhu
chthulhu: “just stop being racist”
lovecraft: “this knowledge is too much for the human brain to comprehend, just by thinking about it you fall into madness”
that music took me OUT
http://www.macon.com/news/local/crime/article209031089.html
Omg you added the mugshot! lmao
and i hope she get time
When i tell u I’m fucking CACKLING w/ my head titled back!!!!!!
It gets better.
Happy 4/20 Day
Tarot cards: you should get your shit together
Me: ✔️ seen 3:15pm
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completely unfunny on main
just totally blowing it
just embarrassing frankly on main
