uwu

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

I think about this every year but this trend of American Christmas movies where characters act like Christmas is being forgotten/no one cares about it anymore/it's dying and needs to be saved/etc while the whole country has been flooded with Christmas since Halloween really is a perfect example of how (mainly white) American Christians always see themselves as the victims and persecuted minorities no matter what.

"Nobody believes in Christmas anymore! We need to save it!" Okay well I've been hearing songs about Jesus in grocery stores since November 1st so forgive me for my doubt.

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead

i love it when websites try to guilt you into turning off your adblocker. TURN OFF YOUR ADBLOCKER on a big bold button on top followed by a guilty little link at the bottom that says "i dont support you." yuppp. thats right!

sometimes you have to take a long hard look in the mirror and say. okay buddy. you stayed up until 2am stressing about shit. you had a nightmare last night. you’re exhausted. don’t expect anything special from yourself today and don’t handle any dangerous goods. sparkle on