I'm remaking in the next few days :-)

"You wanna be sitting home in the wig :D"

Hahahahahaha what is going on you guys... why is he acting like that...

“That’s my emotional support babby spanch”

I’m never taking anything seriously anymore. And I’m procrastinating as a rule

A man came into my store yesterday at 10am and asked me if he could write me a check for me to have sex with him in a fitting room right then & there. And that he would give me handbags and jewelry. "It is very nice," about his dick. He was missing a tooth but actually he was classically handsome...

I'm doing great, just popping in to ask everyone why Trixie and Katya are planning on running away to Marseille together, that's all