Sweeter than candy, make your bed rock

If I got every single number of girls I thought were attractive, I’d probably have three iPhones at this point for storage. 

So, no? 

Forgive me for being a hormonal nineteen year old.

You're forgiven. Did you get her number?

I saw a girl, she was so blonde and beautiful, she looks like she came out of Switzerland’s vagina.

Only you would describe a girl like that, Devin.

Yeah, it’s going to be me. My family’s Private Investigator had known for over a year, but my dad paid him off not to tell him. I, uh, sort’ve threatened him so he told me. I don’t want you to get mixed up in this mess.

Yea, you and Devin both. You're not really gonna kill her? Please tell me you aren't.  Well, I mean god, how are you feeling? I know, I know that's a really dumb question but I can't even imagine how you feel right now. I really will come home if you want me to.

So Mario and Luigi work there? They got the beards and overalls and everything? Where the hell was I?

I swear to god they do. They whole set up. I told you that you left before they came to clean the room.

It was London.

I swear someone's going to kill her soon. I'm so sorry, Lane. How did you even find this out? Are you sure you don't want me to come home?

Bitch are you playing Nintendo 64? … I’m judging you.

No, I'm talking about the staff here. You left before you could see them.

Do you want to come back? 

No, it's good. I think Mario and Luigi got me taken care of till I come home. 

I found out who killed Nicolle.

Who was it?