Mardo's page for overthinking life

If it's so incomprehensible why I am getting hard looking at it

My favorite story from me trying to be adult is when one day I was making myself rice and I made entire bowl of rice and it wasn't fully cooked yet but I was too embarrassed to admit it so I pretended that it's okay and ate entire bowl of half cooked rice

It's so weird to have followers on Tumblr, like you actually saw something I shitposted after my mind made up in joh out of boredom or in bed at 3 in the night and you were like "yep that's a girl I want to follow on Tumblr"

Imagine u are young McGucket and you see Stanford doing some weird ritual and then he start meditating and after some time he start to orgasming violently and u think he was meditating so hard he cummed but in reality Ford just put a huge fat load into Bill Cipher's triangle little ass

I want a game titled "Link: Tales of the Red Cave" and it's a game about Zelda trying to rescue Link from a big evil monster and the twist is that at the end we discover that Link wasn't actually kidnapped but instead just really really kinky and gay