Marceline

what am I gonna do? play de getarr?

see i only [unintelligible] MESH NIGHT 

@charlignon

got a common cellar spider addicted to facebook shorts

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

i dont suck no cis guy dick cuz theyre high in testosterone

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg