Atticus Pokémon #1 fan

corbeau meets emmet

bite! 💥

based off this gif where corbeau mimics his arbok’s move:

no like seriously its so fucking insane like look at this shit. maybe im grasping at straws bc im attis #1 fan but CORBEAU LOOKS LIKE THE WEIRD UNCLE THAT KOGA DOESNT TALK ABOUT. THEY LOOK LIKE ATTICUS THIS IS A TRANSFEM GIRL AND HER NONBINARY UNCLE LOOK AT HOW CLOSE THEY RESEMBLE EACHOTHER. THE COMB OVER, THE BUSHY EYEBROWS, THE DRIPPY POISON OUTFIT, HELL THEY EVEN HAVE A SIMILAR HEADSHAPE. THEY WEAR THEIR DAMN PANTS THE SAME THIS IS THEY/THEM UNCLE AND SHE/THEY NIECE AND THEYRE CLOSER THAN ATTICUS PROBABLY IS WITH THE REST OF HER FAMILY (koga, her father. and Janine, her sister)

Anyway part of the confirmation class was that I had to go to confession and so I went and I confessed all my sins or whatever but the next day my school also decided we needed to go to confession. So I'm waiting in the line for fuckin ever and then I get to the little confessional and I'm like "forgive me father for I've sinned it's been one day since my last confession" and the priest goes "huh?" And I explained the whole situation to him.

He asks where the hell I live and I tell him and he tells me he actually used to be a parish priest at one of the churches in town, and then he's asking me about priests he used to know and we get to talking about sandwich shops and restaurants and parks and it goes on for 10 minutes or so before we realize there's a whole line behind me so he tells me I don't gotta do anything and I leave.

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