MARC'S MEME MENAGERIE

every year I remember the dark power swelling within Monica at the front desk

Sometimes you just need a little bit of Monica in your life

fuck b) came for me harder than the first post did god damn

you underestimate speedrunning techs and their requirements

I'm pretty sure the absolute best speedrun time is the one where somebody got a random warp saving several seconds that was ultimately concluded to not be reproducible due to most likely being caused by a neutrino passing through exactly the right physical location in the RAM at the perfect moment. So yes, astrophysical phenomena do affect SM64 speedruns on a much higher level of sensitivity than you expect

Welp

no one had “real names“ in ancient times if you wanted to be called broadback or servant-of-god or whatever everyone was chill about it

post the universal friend