Marching On

Says the woman who asked if I was looking at a front facing camera! You sure know how to make a girl smile, though.

I did look pretty damn good! But I'd say you were the most attractive one.

I wouldn't recommend that at all; you'd look pretty ridiculous trying to fight yourself, gorgeous.

No, I was looking at this absolutely stunning blonde in a sleek, silver dress.

You look absolutely amazing tonight!

Because you're a busy woman, and I admire you for it. There's no need to feel terrible; I promise!

I loooooooooove you. And I plan on spending the weekend showing you just that. There's already a babysitter, so we're set!

Now I'm just thinking a bunch of dirty thoughts.

Maaaaybe. Maybe not. You're just going to have to sit tight and wait for it all to happen, baby.

Perhaps not, but they do have surprises!

I can't tell you about them! They're a secret.

We will certainly make it enough! Because I've got plans for you, missy.