Big Ole’ Simp

This makes me giggle

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

That last one looks dope

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

My costume history course knowledge is buzzing pleasantly from this post 🥰

there's this little fairy in my house that likes to make out with other fairies right where I can see because it knows it pisses me off and I can't fucking do anything about it because they're a protected species

$10 budget Raiders of the Lost Ark