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President Obama after Oregon shooting: “Our thoughts and prayers are not enough.”

Pregnancy is a very dangerous time for cis-women. Until cis-men are capable of nine months of pain without the ability to take painkillers, followed by hours of one of the most painful experiences a human can undergo, I agree with Mila Kunis. It is your child. Not your pregnancy. You don’t get a fucking medal for sticking your dick inside someone and impregnating them, you get a child. So no, you don’t need a fucking spotlight highlighting your months of work and pain and the fact that you can potentially die trying to bring life into the world when you have not undergone any of the physical effort.

Things you can expect during pregnancy: Anemia, urinary tract infections, constipation, mental health conditions including intense depression, hyperemesis gravidarm (basically when persistent vomiting is more than just morning sickness and requires hospitalization). Not to mention there are dozens of infections that can cause serious problems. (x) (x)

Oh and the fact that 20% of pregnancies end in miscarriages which obviously requires hospitalization for the pregnant woman and causes a lot of emotional trauma.

Or that you can’t consume alcohol, most types of fish, you can’t expose yourself to hot water (or any heat, really), or get an x-ray. You cannot eat lunch meats, raw sprouts (radishes, alfalfa, etc.), soft cheeses, anything unpasteurized is out, as are foods with raw or undercooked eggs. And caffeine can lead to miscarriages, so say goodbye to coffee, teas, and chocolate. (x) (x) (x)

About 2 million pregnancy losses occur annually in the U.S.; 6 million babies are born. 25% of pregnancies are lost.

14.5% of pregnant women will experience at least one pregnancy complication.

11% of women are diagnosed with post partum depression.

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800 women die because of pregnancy-related problems in the U.S. annually. (x)

Labor can last for 36 hours or more. You’re in a room full of strangers, who are all seeing your vagina, your blood, your shit, your piss, and your agony. It’s common for tearing to occur during the delivery (x) and after the baby is born you still have to deliver the placenta (essentially an organ).

Pregnancy is terrifying, dangerous, and uncomfortable. None of you have the right to shit on Mila Kunis for telling the truth: You do not deserve the spotlight of your wife’s pregnancy. So get over yourselves. Yes, the father CAN be proud, and he should be. But it’s not his pregnancy. He is not the one who will endure it.

It is not weird that someone would want to be involved in their wife’s pregnancy. It is weird that you have the fucking nerve to lose respect for someone reminding you that the father is not the pregnant one in the picture.

(Bolded names are those up for reelection in 2016, FYI.) 

Alabama Senator Richard Shelby -R

Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions -R

Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski -R

Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan -R

Arizona Senator John McCain -R

Arizona Senator Jeff Flake -R

Arkansas Senator John Boozman -R

Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton -R

Colorado Senator Cory Gardner -R

Florida Senator Marco Rubio -R

Georgie Senator Johnny Isakson -R

Georgia Senator David Perdue -R

Idaho Senator Mike Crapo -R

Indiana Senator Dan Coats -R

Indiana Senator Joe Donnelly -D

Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley -R

Iowa Senator Joni Ernst -R

Kansas Senator Pat Roberts -R

Kansas Senator Jerry Moran -R

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul -R

Louisiana Senator David Vitter -R

Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy -R

Maine Senator Susan Collins -R

Mississippi Senator Thad Cochran -R

Mississippi Senator Roger Wicker -R

Missouri Senator Roy Blunt -R

Montana Senator Steve Daines -R

Nebraska Senator Deb Fischer -R

Nebraska Senator Ben Sasse -R

Nevada Senator Dean Heller -R

New Hampshire Senator Kelly Ayotte -R

North Carolina Senator Richard Burr -R

North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis -R

North Dakota Senator John Hoeven -R

Ohio Senator Rob Portman -R

Oklahoma Senator Jim Inhofe -R

Oklahoma Senator James Lankford -R

Pennsylvania Senator Pat Toomey -R

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham -R

South Carolina Senator Tim Scott -R

South Dakota Senator John Thune -R

South Dakota Senator Mike Rounds -R

Tennessee Senator Lama Alexander -R

Tennessee Senator Bob Corker -R

Texas Senator John Cornyn -R

Texas Senator Ted Cruz -R

Utah Senator Orrin Hatch -R

Utah Senator Mike Lee -R

West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin -D

West Virginia Senator Shelley Moore Capito -R

Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson -R

Wyoming Senator Mike Enzi -R