hockey???

my favorite part of hockey tumblr is the uwu softboy part because you just KNOW all those players would call their stans slurs given the opportunity

The best part about Shitty’s Best Man speech will not be the number of times he calls Jack “this fuckin’ beaut”, it’ll be the number of times the collected guests nod their heads in agreement when he does.

Legends say they are still drunk till this very day……

legend has it if you say pride doesn’t belong in hockey kurtis gabriel will astral project to your location and mummify you with pride tape and then throw you off the nearest cliff

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

how dare you – this is Shitty’s white-collar-criminal-father erasure

shitty’s dad paid $500,000 to get him into harvard for undergrad which is why he was so pissed that shitty a) went to samwell for undergrad and b) got into harvard law on his own merits