𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

hey, don't cry. summer fruits soon, ok?

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

You are a woman living in 2027. In an argument with a man in the middle of a city street, he gets flustered and reflexively shouts "grok, put her in a bikini" to no one in particular

Thank you for coming to my this

What is that

My this #mythis

Thank you for coming to my this

What is that

My this #mythis

my wife is struggling with her gardening and i go outside and ask is this guy bothering you and start punching the dirt

i don't care what anyone says i love it when a historical novel slides in a historical figure all casual. every single time i am pointing yelling screaming cheering like YOU!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!!! FROM HISTORY

Bury me with these soldiers to protect me in the afterlife

*catches your white whale easily and by accident*

curling up on your lap in a really inconvenient way but you arent allowed to move me or get upset at me