Oh hush. You know you love me, Mar. 

Then you might want to reciprocate it because i'm definitely not feeling the love here.

They can’t be secret admirers they just like people because they give them cookies and carrots. If you think about it it’s creepy. I’m not sure why we trust these people in our homes.

What I was getting at is that they are all make believe, not real. They are all some myth that people made up in order to bring joy. - And now I realize that I could have just ruined 'creepy' Santa for you.

I could’ve! Some things that come out of this brain surprise me. Oh, definitely! Video games, too. The amount of times I quote video games is unreal, though almost nobody understands the references. 

Are you doubting your intelligence or stating that you don't have a filter? Okay, you may have lost me at video game references. I wasn't even aware there were things to quote from those.

That’s very true, I’m glad nothing happened to you.

Same. I would go insane if anything happened to that phone.

I think I picked it up from some TV show. You can get a lot of weird sayings from TV shows!

Or maybe you came up with it all on your own. I'd believe the TV show thing though, I use a lot of sayings from TV shows and movies.

[smiles really innocent-like] Nope!

You're a horrible, horrible person. I will get you back for that one of these days.

Yeah, but I may or may not have posted a picture on twitter?

Of course you did. Please tell me I wasn't drooling in said picture.

You totally didn’t see me trip. I’m smooth as an eggplant!

That's a strange saying but alright.

You know it had to have been a good night when you don’t remember half of it.

One would normally assume it was a horrible night when they can't remember it. Personally, I rather not get blackout drunk.

Yes, Mar, you really did. And it was very tempting, but I didn’t push you in, did I?

Thankfully not. It might have been because you knew that I would pull you in with me if that happened. 

Oh wow, you are seriously lucky. Someone could have easily stolen it whilst you were asleep.

There could have been someone who thought about stealing it. They probably changed their mind out of fear of being caught.

It would be horrible if someone actually did that, so I’m glad it didn’t happen? How does one fall asleep by a fountain though?

In another reality, it probably did happen. I can't imagine having to explain the dampened interior of my car to my parents. It was caused by lack of sleep - an extreme amount.

Do you believe that all humans are intelligent and that all have good inside of them? Okay, you have a point with that. It is good that we are able to do a lot more than other species. Sometimes I rather be a cat and be lazy all day but at the end of the day, I like being what I am. If only one were able to purchase luck at the local convenient store. Well if you have any tips on being able to have a decent nights sleep, please share. I've tried everything and I mean everything. Headaches mostly, they like to appear during the night. 

Secret admirers are a real thing Mara. If you don’t want to believe that reason it’ll just have to be a mystery.

Still doubtful. To me, secret admirers are like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. Either way it will remain a mystery until the end of time.