Marauders and Company

Anyone else ever thought of James trying to bother Lily while she’s studying by sitting really close to her, pointing at her and using that teasing song of voice saying “I’m not touching you” until she elbows him in the gut.

1466. Muggleborns washing the dishes by hand and getting mad when they remember they don’t have to anymore. 

1467. A diabetic muggleborn asking Madam Pomfrey if there are any spells to help them keep tabs on their blood sugar levels because their machine doesn’t work on Hogwarts grounds and finding out, pleasantly, that there are several spells that can be used without the need for drawing blood.

"You’re being dramatic." - James, Remus and Peter to Sirius waaay too often.

Why don’t they have sex ed at Hogwarts? How do young witches and wizards learn about sex and the human body and stuff. I mean, they don’t even have the internet -_-