Marauders Textposts

Sirius: How was I supposed to know it was Moony’s notebook and not mine?!

James: First of all, his is falling apart, while yours looks brand new, because you don’t use it. Second of all, writing down Mr. Moony in it doesn’t even make sense because that is neither his first or last name!

Sirius: Sure, next thing your gonna tell me that my name isn’t sirius, I’m not stupid!

James: I-

James: You know what, I’m gonna let you have this one, you had a rough day and Moony wants to talk to you btw.

Sirius: *Jumps up and runs away*

Lily: Me? Never in a million years!

~5 years later~

James: You promise to never leave me?

Sirius: Noooo!

James: Just leave us aloooone!

Peter: Yeah!

Remus: I won’t help with your homework if you don’t get up right now!

Sirius: HOW DARE YOU?! YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!

James: Uhu.

Sirius: There’s like a 1% chance.

James: Uhu.

Sirius: Like a 20% chance.

James: Uhu.

Sirius: Okay, 40% chance but not more than that.

James: Hey look, is that Remus without a shirt.

Sirius: *Trips over his own feet trying to turn around.*