Marauders Head-Canons

Lily was not a trophy to be awarded to the most moral dude in the room. This is not a fairy tale where the knight slays the dragon and gets to keep the princess as a reward. That’s not how life works. Lily did not owe Snape her loyalty, and that wouldn’t have changed even if he had switched sides. Neither Lily nor any of the other female characters are a reward.

Remus accidentally blowing up a potions classroom and asking Lily to take the blame because Slughorn loves her and would never give her detention

Lily doing it if he gives her chocolate Lily doing almost anything short of kill a man for chocolate

Remus carrying chocolate around wherever he goes to give to Lily when he needs to borrow notes or something

James- Speaks an odd language he and Sirius made up first year, and a few phrases in German

Sirius- Is conversationally fluent in french and knows curse words in over 20 languages

Remus- Functional, though not fluent, in German, knows a few phrases in Gaelic, and knows how to communicate with any welsh or Scottish person perfectly. It scares everyone else because what is he saying? I think its English but maybe not and what is that sound he just made in the back of his throat wHAT

‘Look! It’s a sheep!’

‘Aw, it’s a widdle heart!’