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Enemies to lovers!au

1. “Oh don’t act like you don’t love the attention”

2. “Maybe next time listen to the words that come out of your mouth”

3. “Who said we had to hate each other?”

4. “Get over yourself, you’re not that great.”

5. “I’ve waited years for this”

6. “You act like a fucking child.”

7. “Why are we like this again?”

8. “If you hate me so much, why are you doing this?”

9. “I know people get your ego up but I won’t.”

10. “Maybe, If you listened to yourself, we would never have this problem”

11. “You can’t do that, we’re not supposed to do that.”

12. “Fuck what they think, fuck what anyone thinks”

13. “Of course I hate them...hate their perfect hair, soft eyes, glowing skin, cute smile, the way their lips curl when they drink coffee...yeah fucking hate them.”

14. “Yeah, over my dead body.”

15. “I hate you, remember?” “Then why did you like my photo from two years ago?”

Coffee shop! Au

1. “I’m actually more of a tea person”

2. “I actually hate warm beverages but your warm smile is my favorite”

3. “Your order is shit.”

4. “I’m sorry, but you can’t have that many shots of espresso, it’s too dangerous.”

5. “That’s my favorite too by the way.”

6. “J-Just black coffee? Nothing else?” “It’s good!”

7. “Wow, you really do always smell like coffee.”

8. “Okay, I’ve never ordered fancy coffee so help me please?”

9. “I’m sorry you must hate that people order like that?” “I normally do but I’ll make an exception with you.”

10. *purposely messes up name of that person in front of them so you can hear them say it again*

11. *writes phone number instead of name on coffee*

12. “Just because I work here doesn’t mean I like coffee.”

13. “You’ve had three cups, how are you not dead?”

14. “I wanted to know if you wanted to get some coffee sometime.” “I work at a coffee shop so I’m pretty tired of that, but I do like tea.”

15. “I’m exhausted, can you just give me the strongest thing you have?”

Friends with benefits

1. “Why the fuck would you say that?”

2. “I-I’m so sorry, this wasn’t supposed to be like this.”

3. “Rule number one, no ‘L’ word.” “Legs?” “NO LOVE YOU IDIOT!”

4. “We can still be friends right?” “Sure but I’ll see you Saturday and Sunday right?”

5. “Fuck buddies don’t buy each other breakfast and coffee.”

6. “What if we said fuck the rules?”

7. “I’m not sure about this...”

8. “A one time thing accidentally ended up being a one year thing, now they’re in love with someone else.”

9. “What if I kissed you in public? And people knew about us?”

10. “We’re friends! Remember that?”

11. “I was just sad and needed something to fill the void, don’t flatter yourself”

12. “That’s my favorite color on you.” “Why do you think I wore it?”

13. “If I would’ve known we’d end up this way...I would’ve just stayed at the bar.”

14. “I really shouldn’t stay past 9am, then it means something.” “What if I want it to mean something?”

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

“anyone here?”

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

what’s up danger?

🌷Kiki’s Room🌷

“Wish me luck, Mike. I’m going in”

It’s always you. 

hp meme  3⁄12  quotes ⟶ albus dumbledore