Mara's Stargate Fics

TEAL'C: So tell me then…is it true that negligence on your part is what first alerted the Wraith to your presence? That your reckless actions brought about the deaths of thousands of innocent people– RONON: That’s a lie! TEAL'C: Indeed it is. Yet, should such a question arise during your interview, I trust you will not respond in a similar manner. You do, after all, “know how to play the game.”

There's that one guy in the back:

I cannot unsee him, I look at him every time. He looks sooo unamused.

He looks like he's about to run up the stairs and punch Major Sheppard in the face.

Did the major just throw a guy off the balcony?? Why is no one else being normal about Prettyboy Bossman throwing a guy off a balcony?? The yappy science guy could have died??

His buddy has to set a comforting hand on his shoulder, like, come on Carl, he's not worth it!

I guess he didn't witness the (offscreen) part when Sheppard shot McKay in the leg before that...

- Excuse me! Why am I lying here? - You have an arrow, Rodney, in your Gluteus Maximus! - Oh. Well that sounds painful. Gluteus Maximus. Gluuuuteus Maaaaximus… OHMYGOD! That’s my ass, isn’t it? - Aye…