As Seen By Me...

KEYSHAWN JOHNSON STILL UPSET WITH THE ‘ENTITLED’ JUSTIN BIEBER – Just when I thought Kickoff Coverage’s first episode of “PRIUS PATROL” would be the last. Turns out that Keyshawn “Pri-Pri” Johnson is not done with Justin “Too Fast” Bieber. Now “Pri-Pri” claims that when he confronted “Too Fast”, he saw Bieber switch seats with an African-American passenger as Bieber’s Ferrari pulled into Bieber’s garage. Johnson said he wasn’t fooled by the switch, which he says put rapper Lil Twist (nickname to determined later) in the driver’s seat.  “Look man, I know the difference between a black kid driving a car and a white kid driving a car,” Johnson said Friday, via TMZ. “I got biracial kids. … I got a chance to see [Bieber] driving the car. He was sitting in the driver’s seat.” Johnson continued to speak his mind about Bieber. “You got a 19-year-old kid feeling entitled, speeding up and down the highway. That’s why all the neighbors is mad,” Johnson said. “Then you got him spitting on people in the neighborhood. You can’t do that. That’s not the way it’s supposed to be.” Johnson’s turf war against Bieber might be over because the situation is in the hands of the law.  “He has to answer to the DA’s office and not me,” Johnson said. “His handlers, his goons, whatever they are, his henchmen, they have to protect him. You got a bunch of handlers running around, kissing [Bieber’s] ass.” I don’t know about you, but I would gladly pay $50 to watch a pay-per-view gated community match between “Pri-Pri” and “Too Fast”, and an undercard match with Eric “Slow Yo’ Ass Down” Dickerson and Lil “Seat Switcher” Twist. I’m calling Dana White.

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