Welcome to the Inaugural Manly Fart Federation's 2020 Fart Fest. Livestreaming from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. In the Canadian Tire Center.
We are glad to have all you Fartymon tuning in. So here are the rules. Men will go on stage, our commentator will introduce them and then they fart for the honor of becoming the Inaugural Gassy Grail Champion. Now let's start it off with our 1st entrant.
Most of the contestants rip small prts, blaps, and tiny poots that you can barely smell. The audience giggles and claps at the contestants little poots.
Justin grabs a beer and watches all the men line up for their comedic fun. He waits patiently and lets all the other men take their turn to poot cutely.
"Justin you look too comfortable. You have no gas pain. How will you compete?" Fellow contestant, Enrique, ask's him.
"I'm just letting my stomach bake a very amazing cake that will blow everyone's minds," Justin responds. Enrique laughs.
"Let me show you what your up against Justin," Enrique says. Enrique grabs Justin's hand and holds it in his, then he guides him to the stage.
"Entrant 150, from Atlacomulco, Mexico, Enrique! And he's in an intimate rivalry with Entrant 151, a hometown hero. Ottawa, Ontario, Canada's ver own, Justin!" The announcer shrieks.
Enrique guides Justin to the center of the stage. He proceeds to bends over infront of Justin with his ass almost touching his crotch and blasts him.
The crowd laughs hysterically and applauds Enrique. He then takes a bow and a tiny blap escapes his butt as he bendsover.
Justin nods his head up and down with an approving smile and a hand clap.
Enrique points a finger gun at Justin and winks at him.
"Oh no Enrique's calling Justin out," the commentator says as the crowd ooh's loudly in excitement. "Justin's been put on the spot and he must do a fantastic follow up after the largest fart we had so far."
"That's cute," Justin says with his charming smile. "Enrique will you please kindly, hold my beer," Justin says as he gives Enrique his Corona and a friendly hug.
"Im dedicating this cake I baked to you," Justin tells him. Justin grabs a chair from stage side and leans on it with a calm and gentle smile.
"Uh-oh Justin is ready to get in on this farting action," says the commentator.
BRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh my goodness if y-you could be here in person ladies and gentlemen, uh, that tremendous fart by Justin j-just...
The floor, the walls, my chair, my spine vibrated because his fart had so much power.
Uh... the force of Justin's ass is unbelievable. And the stink is extremely suffocating. It smells like someone is cooking eggs stuffed with dead bodies.
Nobody can breath. The audience and the contestants are evacuating the building with shrieks of terror.
Justin is standing on the stage with his chest puffed out. Boasting at the dominance he definitely asserted in Ottawa tonight."
This is incredible. This entire arena, Enrique, and the contestants couldn't handle my gas. I think I will only compete with whoever is Champion in 2021. None of these guys and their tiny, little poots could come close to matching my fart power.
40 minutes later everyone has returned after the stink has cleared out.
"The Winner of the Manly Fart Federation's 2020 Fart Fest is Justin!" The announcer exclaims.
Justin accepts the green and shiny Gassy Grail and holds it above his head. 2020 Manly Fart Federation Champion it reads.
Thank you for tuning in to the Manly Fart Federation's 2020 Fart Fest livestream. We cant wait to see you again March 2021 in Los Angeles, California, in The United States of America.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT!!!!!!!BRRRT! BRRRRRRRT! BRRT! BRAP! PLUMP! PRRRRUUM!!
His special encore blasts his coat back and the venue reeks again. His face is relaxed and confident the whole time. Its as if pushing out monstrous blasts without any effort on his part.
"What contest was there?" Justin asks.
"I love all my competitors, but no one's going to defeat this," Justin exclaims and gives us one more-
-to close out the stream.
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