“Just rip it off, and get naked Ryuko!"

i  will  get  invested  almost  instantly. 

i  will  invade  your  inbox  //  im’s  //  discord  etc  for  plots  //  headcanon’s  //  and  general  yelling  about  our  ship. 

i  will  tag  you  in  gifsets  //  images  //  posts  that  remind  me  of  our  ship.  

i  will  send  you  almost  every  meme  you  reblog  //  pop  into  your  ask  IC  spontaneously.  

i  will  get  on  your  nerves  eventually  but  that’s  fine  we’re  fine  it’s  fine.  

❝ What the FUCK is up ___? No– what did you SAY, what the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up ____. ❞

❝ You have been stopped! ❞

❝ You better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH–. ❞

❝ Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less. ❞

❝ Well now, calm down, we don’t wanna panic at the disco. ❞

❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle? ❞

❝ Oh my god, why can’t you just take the freakin’ complimEEEENT? ❞

❝ What the FUCK _____? ❞

❝ That’s is NOT correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of _____. ❞

❝ STOOOOP. I could have dropped my croissant! ❞

❝ Okay you know what, you’re on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! ❞

❝ This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE” ❞

❝ Honey that’s a flyer for a lawn service . ❞

❝ Hey hey hey, kids, kids! … [MUSE’S NAME IN ALL CAPS]!!! … Honey can you be quiet, I’m just trying to do something. ❞

❝ On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. ❞

❝ I won’t hesitate, bitch. ❞

❝ Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ❞

❝ I love you, bitch! I ain’t gonna ever stop loving you– BITCH! ❞

❝ Waddup, I’m ____ I’m [age] and I never fucking learned how to read. ❞

❝ Miss me with that gay shit. ❞

❝ Go back to sleep, and STARVE. ❞

❝ This is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you! ❞

❝ ___ stop. Stop. ___ stop, you’re going to get in trouble. ❞

❝ I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! ❞ 

❝ Waaait a minute. Who are you? ❞

❝ I’ve never been to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ How do you know what’s good for me? ❞

❝ That’s my opINIOOOOOOON! ❞

❝ Ah, fuck– I can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞

[sobbing] ❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. ❞

❝ Uuh, I’m not finished. ❞

❝ First off, let’s— oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do? ❞

❝ What the FUCK is up ___? No– what did you SAY, what the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up ____. ❞

❝ You have been stopped! ❞

❝ You better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH–. ❞

❝ Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less. ❞

❝ Well now, calm down, we don’t wanna panic at the disco. ❞

❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle? ❞

❝ Oh my god, why can’t you just take the freakin’ complimEEEENT? ❞

❝ What the FUCK _____? ❞

❝ That’s is NOT correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of _____. ❞

❝ STOOOOP. I could have dropped my croissant! ❞

❝ Okay you know what, you’re on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! ❞

❝ This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE” ❞

❝ Honey that’s a flyer for a lawn service . ❞

❝ Hey hey hey, kids, kids! … [MUSE’S NAME IN ALL CAPS]!!! … Honey can you be quiet, I’m just trying to do something. ❞

❝ On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. ❞

❝ I won’t hesitate, bitch. ❞

❝ Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ❞

❝ I love you, bitch! I ain’t gonna ever stop loving you– BITCH! ❞

❝ Waddup, I’m ____ I’m [age] and I never fucking learned how to read. ❞

❝ Miss me with that gay shit. ❞

❝ Go back to sleep, and STARVE. ❞

❝ This is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you! ❞

❝ ___ stop. Stop. ___ stop, you’re going to get in trouble. ❞

❝ I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! ❞ 

❝ Waaait a minute. Who are you? ❞

❝ I’ve never been to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ How do you know what’s good for me? ❞

❝ That’s my opINIOOOOOOON! ❞

❝ Ah, fuck– I can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞

[sobbing] ❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. ❞

❝ Uuh, I’m not finished. ❞

❝ First off, let’s— oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do? ❞

Send 💋 to catch my muse under the mistletoe!

taken   from   the   broadway   musical.   feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   as  needed!   ( tw:   mental   illness,   grief,   self-harm,   drug   use,   suicide,  cursing. )

‘ it’s 4 in the morning, is everything ok? ‘

‘ you need to slow down. take some time for yourself. ‘

‘ great, thanks, i’m so glad i know that. ‘

‘ some days i think i’m dying. ‘

‘ it’s just another day. ‘

‘ it only hurts when i breathe. ‘

‘ we’re the perfect loving family. ‘

‘ mozart was crazy. ‘

‘ everything else goes away. ‘

‘ without a little lift, the ballerina falls. ‘

‘ use may be fatal. ‘

‘ love is blind. ‘

‘ love is insane. ‘

‘ i don’t feel anything. ‘

‘ our planet is poison. ‘

‘ this planet is pretty much broken beyond all repair. ‘

‘ i could be perfect for you. ‘

‘ we can be the one thing in this world that won’t hurt. ‘

‘ this is crazy. ‘

‘ i miss the pain. ‘

‘ nothing’s real. ‘

‘ i miss the mountains. ‘

‘ i miss my life. ‘

‘ it’s gonna be good. ‘

‘ do i look great? i am! ‘

‘ he’s not here. ‘

‘ do you dream or do you grieve? ‘

‘ this is fucked. ‘

‘ i know you’re hurting. i am too. ‘

‘ do you wake up in the morning and need help to lift your head? ‘

‘ do you know what it’s like to die alive? ‘

‘ you say that you’re hurting, it sure doesn’t show. ‘

‘ can you tell me what it is you’re afraid of? ‘

‘ can i touch you? ‘

‘ look at me. ‘

‘ tell me who to be. ‘

‘ you just don’t know who i am. ‘

‘ i love you as much as i can. ‘

‘ i am mystery. ‘

‘ i’m alive. ‘

‘ i’ll hurt you. i’ll heal you. ‘

‘ i’m the perfect stranger who knows you too well. ‘

‘ catch me, i’m falling. ‘

‘ you know what the problem with classical is? it’s so rigid, structured, you have to play the notes on the page. there’s no room for improvisation. ‘

‘ there’s a world where we can be free. ‘

‘ i could never be alone. ‘

‘ didn’t i see this movie? ‘

‘ you’re kidding, right? that’s bullshit. ‘

‘ our house was a home long ago. ‘

‘ i can’t get through this on my own. ‘

‘ wish i were here. ‘

‘ you don’t remember any of this? ‘

‘ i couldn’t give a flying fuck what’s normal. ‘

‘ we haven’t had a normal day in years. ‘

‘ you remind me of me, and how fucked up i can be. ‘

‘ why would you want to remember the things that hurt you? ‘

‘ i am more than memory. ‘

‘ what happens if the cut, the burn, the break was never in my brain, or in my blood, but in my soul? ‘

‘ medicine isn’t perfect, but it’s what we have. ‘

‘ i’m dancing with death, i suppose. ‘

‘ things will get better, you’ll see. ‘

‘ we tried to give you a normal life. i realize now, i have no clue what that is. ‘

‘ something next to normal would be okay. ‘

‘ we’ll get by. ‘

‘ am i crazy? ‘

‘ i might end up crazy. ‘

‘ i am the one who loved you. ‘