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Sirius, still spinning: "Shit-"

Sirius, grabbing a flower pot, still spinning: "Shit!"

james: perfect, while you do that i’ll check on the ring bear.

regulus: ...

regulus: you mean ring bearER, right?

james: ...

Robin: Hey, Eddie, are you going running?

[Eddie nods and leaves without saying anything]

Robin: Oh, my God. What is wrong with Eddie?

Mike: Yeah, what happened? Is he okay?

Steve: If anything, we should be asking what is right with Eddie.

Lucas: He only goes running if he's upset. And he's wearing his sad hoodie.

Max: And by the looks of it, it's been washed, which is bone-chilling.

Steve: He's fine. Everything's okay.

[Dustin bursts into the room in a panic]

Dustin: I just passed Eddie on the street running, on purpose! Oh, my God!

Steve: Maybe I was wrong.

Dustin: [Yelling out the window] Eddie! Are you okay?! I see you! And I love you!

Regulus: Actually I believe he died of natural causes

Barty, checking the body: There appears to be a knife in his throat.

James: I thought you said he died of natural causes?!

Regulus: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife lodge in your throat

James: "Our kids"? Sirius, we're not married.

Sirius: Dude.

Sirius: We're a little married.

remus: oh, please, when he left town, you stayed in your pajamas for a month

remus: AND i saw you eat a cheeseburger

regulus: his cats' names are honey and bella.

james: that's not what i asked.

regulus:only when i talk.

remus: well it’s a good thing you’re not sirius then. blah blah blah blah blah.

Sirius: she knew the crust was my favourite part.

Eddie: Sure thing, love.

Dustin: He can't just pay for you!!

Eddie: Why not? I'm his boyfriend, I get him everything he wants.

Robin: I told Eddie that his ears turn red when he lies.

Steve: Do they?

Robin: No.

Steve: Then why did you tell him that?

Robin: Because I can do this.

Robin: Hey Eddie! Do you love Steve?

Sirius *gasping*: OMG YES.

Remus: i didn't even ask yet-

Sirius *jumping*: THE ANSWER IS YES

Remus: Sirius, love, let me get through this

Sirius *still jumping*: REMUS PLEASE

Remus: but i had an speech and-

Steve: *does a head count of his seven nuggets* No, they're all here?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwiches?