Sirius, turning around in an office chair: "I've been expecting-"
Sirius, still spinning: "Shit-"
Sirius, grabbing a flower pot, still spinning: "Shit!"
Sirius, falling: "S H I T-"
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Sirius, turning around in an office chair: "I've been expecting-"
Sirius, still spinning: "Shit-"
Sirius, grabbing a flower pot, still spinning: "Shit!"
Sirius, falling: "S H I T-"

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regulus: okay, i’m going to get the wedding cake.
james: perfect, while you do that i’ll check on the ring bear.
regulus: ...
regulus: you mean ring bearER, right?
james: ...
regulus: look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
[Eddie walks out in sports clothes]
Robin: Hey, Eddie, are you going running?
[Eddie nods and leaves without saying anything]
Robin: Oh, my God. What is wrong with Eddie?
Mike: Yeah, what happened? Is he okay?
Steve: If anything, we should be asking what is right with Eddie.
Lucas: He only goes running if he's upset. And he's wearing his sad hoodie.
Max: And by the looks of it, it's been washed, which is bone-chilling.
Steve: He's fine. Everything's okay.
[Dustin bursts into the room in a panic]
Dustin: I just passed Eddie on the street running, on purpose! Oh, my God!
Steve: Maybe I was wrong.
Dustin: [Yelling out the window] Eddie! Are you okay?! I see you! And I love you!
Steve: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.
James: You killed him!
Regulus: Actually I believe he died of natural causes
Barty, checking the body: There appears to be a knife in his throat.
James: I thought you said he died of natural causes?!
Regulus: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife lodge in your throat
Barty, nodding: It would be considered unnatural if he survived
my overflowing shelves full of books watching me make countless google sheets, google docs and posts about books instead of reading them:

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Sirius: If we ever have our kids, I'm gonna tell them all about the QUEEN.
James: "Our kids"? Sirius, we're not married.
Sirius: Dude.
Sirius: We're a little married.
James: I know, I love it.
james: i wasn't "in love" with him, i was just helping out a friend-
remus: oh, please, when he left town, you stayed in your pajamas for a month
remus: AND i saw you eat a cheeseburger
the other marauders + the girls: *collective gasping*
james: hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
regulus: his cats' names are honey and bella.
james: that's not what i asked.
regulus: that is all the information i have.
remus: does it still hurt?
regulus:only when i talk.
remus: well it’s a good thing you’re not sirius then. blah blah blah blah blah.
sirius from the other side of the room:wHO DO *voice crack* YOU THINK U ARE?!

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Regulus: I hate you. James: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
Sirius: My mother would wake up early just to cut the crust off my sandwiches for lunch.
Sirius: she knew the crust was my favourite part.
Sirius: she hated me so much.
Steve: Baby, can you pay this for me?
Eddie: Sure thing, love.
Dustin: He can't just pay for you!!
Eddie: Why not? I'm his boyfriend, I get him everything he wants.
Nancy: We're playing monopoly.
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Robin: I told Eddie that his ears turn red when he lies.
Steve: Do they?
Robin: No.
Steve: Then why did you tell him that?
Robin: Because I can do this.
Robin: Hey Eddie! Do you love Steve?
Eddie, with his hands over his ears: No
idk if this has been done already

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*Remus getting down on one knee*
Sirius *gasping*: OMG YES.
Remus: i didn't even ask yet-
Sirius *jumping*: THE ANSWER IS YES
Remus: Sirius, love, let me get through this
Sirius *still jumping*: REMUS PLEASE
Remus: but i had an speech and-
Sirius *jumping jumping jumping*: JUST PUT THE RING ON MY FINGER.
Kidnapper: We have your children
Steve: *does a head count of his seven nuggets* No, they're all here?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwiches?
Steve: Oh god, you have Robin and Eddie!