tasteless ratatouille

i am the victim of emails

do care did ask plus i love u :)

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

no offense but …. womaniser woman womaniser youre a womaniser (oh) womaniser (oh) youre a womaniser baby :/

if youre horny for any of the animal crossing animals i’ll kill you

imagine being told youre not allowed to feel attraction to a fucking video game character you like, who btw owns a house and pays a fucking mortgage

i’ll break your neck. ill grab you by the arms and swing you around so fast centrifugal force turns you into paste

if I don’t kiss a girl soon I will disintegrate

ik i’m fine on my own but where is the love of my life