we are the ones you wish you were

I mean, I took my hair down and that helped some. Well, it’ll make you pass out at least.

Someone rubbing your head would help I’m sure.True, it will knock me on my ass.

Oh, well thats no good, I’m getting a little bit of headache, but I think it’s because my hair is up in a bun.

I think that might be it. Yeah, took me forever to find some Benadryl but I’m about eighty percent certain that won’t work.

My nose is stuffy and I am getting really sick of this weather.

You and me both. I’ve been dealing with a dry, itchy throat all day and it’s starting to piss me off.

I mean, if you want too, you can, I don’t mind.

I would like to. I’ll be on my way.

Are you trying to get my wine drunk?

I’m trying to get myself wine drunk, you’re welcome to join me in wine drunken-ness.

It has been the longest damn week and I am really to sleep for nineteen hours but apparently because I am adult that would be ‘frowned upon.’ Can I just give up my adulthood?

I know that feeling. What’s been going on with you?

Anyone who tells you that clothing wraps are not a usable piece of clothing is a god damn liar, because this thing was a solid purchase, it has kept me warm and been functional all night. I don’t know why I am so passionate about this thing, but this thing is super cozy. Now I am gonna cuddle up in and watch Guy’s Grocery Games and drink some wine. ‘

Guys Grocery games is always a good choice of entertainment. Mind some company? I could bring more wine. 

Probably most of her 2018 videos, because those were the most recent ones, but she’s still so funny.

I love her old ones from back in the day, I use to watch her all the time talk about random ass shit

Yes, it was awful, all I want to do is sleep since I am still a little sick but at least my voice is coming back even though I still sound like a chipmunk.

A chipmunk huh? Which one do you think you sound like?

I’ve been rewatching JennaMarbles youtube videos today, and I think it was a day well spent. 

How many videos have you been watching? She has a lot. 

I am so unbelievably ecstatic that I am getting over this cold, I swear there is nothing worse than being sick with a cold and losing your voice. 

Especially when it’s spring time, those are the worst.

I don’t think I have gotten out of my pajamas in three days, the perks of having pneumonia.

Damn, that’s rough. Getting any better?

You don’t have too, it’s late, I’m cranky because I am sick and on my period so, no worries.

I don’t mind, you’re on the way anyway and I’ve been around you on your period before, it doesn’t bother me. 

Sounds like a military type game.

Not really it’s an online MMORPG and you can pick different classes you wanna be. 

That still doesn’t tell me the name of it, does it?

Black Desert, ass. 

Sounds like a personal problem. What game are you stuck on?

It’s an Xbox exclusive that just got introduced to the console when it was previously on PC for several years. I use to play it with my military buddies and now that it’s on Xbox we’ve been playing since the early access we all pre-ordered for. 

You see, I would, but that would require me getting up and leaving my house to get some, which I don’t want to do… So, I will continue to sit here with my Vicks.

I could get you some.