Pity Comes Too Late

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

younger sibling mindset is genuinely enjoying watching someone else playing video games for hours on end

When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.

That’s actually a thing? I thought my local bookstore was the only one living their best life tbh

Mice like things they can tear up to turn into comfy nests. Like paper. Shop cats used to be everywhere, but the food industry doesn’t get to keep them any more. The book industry still finds them useful and has no such legal restrictions.

snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children. 

He could have become everything a Slytherin should have been instead of the epitome of what everyone else thinks they are.

i never thought about the potions things but damn u right

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

me digging through ice cream and scooping out cookie dough chunks: i’m an archaelogist

you know, it is not very often that I see a gif and experience this strong a desire to put my hand into it.