when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

???? Why did Jonathan Wheatley leave Audi at the drop of a hat to take post at Aston Martin ???? Also what kind of bumass contract did he have in Audi that let's him do an immediate change with no gardening leave or time off???? Also why would you willingly walk into that radioactive mess in Aston hello????

i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too

an alarming number of you have forgotten that girls rule and boys drool

sometimes you have to take a long hard look in the mirror and say. okay buddy. you stayed up until 2am stressing about shit. you had a nightmare last night. you’re exhausted. don’t expect anything special from yourself today and don’t handle any dangerous goods. sparkle on

i think everyone should be in love and nice to eachother forever