Megatron

are u trying to tell me this week taylor swift, selena gomez, asap rocky, and jeffree star all got cancelled, mcr came back to life and then died again, ted cruz, a republican nastie, scammed all the other republican nasties, donald trumps wife plagiarized word for word a michelle obama speech then cited my little pony as an excuse, leslie jones joined, then left twitter because of racist scum, then made a grand return, and now the first one direction member has officially announced solo plans suggesting the band may be over for good. And it’s only fucking thursday.

good the fuck night y'all

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