freaking tired man

not this being my digital foot print😐…… ok if this godforsaken post ever reaches 500k notes i’ll pay tribute n recreate it & hopefully 14yr old me can finally be put to rest alongside mcr

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

that shit feels like it happened in 2012 and last month at the same time

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

Normalize disliking people and avoiding them without starting a conflict and insisting that they’re bad people. You don’t actually need to be able to call someone toxic and abusive in order to justify that you’re not vibing with them.

wire mother...

so many people want to rush into their lives and have everything perfect right away but honestly... we are gonna be stuck here for awhile, we should take our time so that we have something to do later too. if it's all perfect right away then you'll be bored later

Aurora Cornealis.

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

el woowoo

Happy "El Woowoo" Wednesday!

imagine if someone messaged you like “heads up this person made a callout post about you” and then you go to check and it’s behind a paywall lmaoooo

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top tier subscribers to my tumblr will get real human bones that i stole

Subscribers to my tumblr will find out who truly wrote My Immortal.

how is disney gonna know bloggers are monetizing copyrighted content unless they pay the ten dollar entry fee. checkmate government irs shareholders police federal court