relative aftermath

i am 16

i don't have any mental illnesses and if you have a large ass list or claim you have a shit ton fuck off, if not: just don't be apart of the cluster b because those aggravate me

i am ok with lesbians gays bisexuals transgenders

i believe in reflective monistic damnation

i enjoy things related to chernobyl, the divine comedy, virology, mahjong, card games, minesweeper, geography, death game media, fencing, etc etc

i am not a white spremacist or neo nazi

i am harmless

favourites are ricky k, sheila e and rachel s, kip k, adam l, pekka a, viktor and igor

out of everything they made for me they kept nagging me to eat and i just kept pretending to sleep until i finally got up and they were like

yeah we're making scrambled eggs for everyone

god i wanted to cry and throw because eggs are absolutely the last thing i would ever eat i can't stand the taste. and you know what i said??? i said "ok!!" Because I didn't wanna come off as an Americanized picky little BRAT like they'd label me so i was like FUCK ok

And they gave me the two options: coffee or soda to drink

i was like ?????

no problem with coffee but i avoid it because it makes my insomnia worse

but coke nigga

really

not even Coke Zero

my oh my what a charming restroom