six peepee man

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

"It's like Cookie Run but more killing" - my 7 year old niece

7 year old niece that has only played cookie run starting elden ring: getting a lot of cookie run vibes from this

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too