bang, bang.

Mallory couldn’t help but gasp and cackle under his assault. Whether it was the alcohol or just the fact her guard was down, she was definitely not her usual self. “Fuck off, you Aussie bastard!” the girl squealed, losing her grip on her own control as she wriggled and batted away at his hand. “Fuck you!” 

“Hard pass. I don’t do coffee.” Really, Mallory just didn’t do coffee dates. Granted, going with a complete stranger as a sort of apology might not be what most considered a date, but she wasn’t taking any questions. “If there’s not booze or drugs involved, there’s no way you’re making up for being a total creep. Those are just the rules. Sorry, buster.” 

This guy clearly looked like trouble, if the fact he had a black eye was any indication. Not that Mallory hadn’t spent enough time looking beat up herself. Something about him just seemed unsettling to her–maybe it was the fact he was too damn tall. “Right.” she snorted, eyes narrowed as she crossed her arms. She didn’t believe a word of it. There weren’t enough tiny blondes around here for her to be mistaken for someone else. “Mallory. Can I help you?”

“First of all I’m gonna kick your ass,” Mallory retorted, immediately mashing the buttons on her controller as if it’d make a difference. Her free hand reached over as she kept her focus on the screen, now attempting to knock his controller from his hands. “How does it feel, huh?” she teased, hooking her arm through his as her fingers feebly tried to grasp for the buttons, in any attempt to send him into a tail spin. “If you wanna play dirty, I’m gonna play dirty, Hudson.” 

bitchtitsmal: @maxantonio i've also never enjoyed your asscrack. but i figured that one was a little more obvious. didn't need explaining.

bitchtitsmal: @maxantonio i'm gonna go ahead and say i've never smoked crack. nor have i ever wanted to. and i still don't.

bitchtitsmal: @maxantonio y'know what. i take that back. enjoy your crack.

bitchtitsmal: @maxantonio how high are you and where can i get whatever you have.

bitchtitsmal: @maxantonio you doing alright there, dude? are you having a time traveling moment?

Mallory could feel eyes on her. Really, she was trying her best to ignore it, but it was difficult. “Are you staring at me or what?” she finally whipped around, attempting to meet his eyes but ending up having to drag her gaze upward. It wasn’t harder to be taller than the five foot spitfire–even in her two inch raised boots. “If you’ve got something to say to me, then say it. Quit staring at the back of my head like some dimwitted fuckface.” 

bitchtitsmal: some people are weird kinky fuckers i guess

bitchtitsmal: then i’m just concerned for her sanity. 

bitchtitsmal: if i want to rip her eyes out through her ass, i definitely don’t wanna fuck her bitchtitsmal: i’m more into the submissive type, anyway. i’m in charge. 

orgies vs undersexed and underappreciated.