Simplicity. ~

I’ve never gave a blowjob.

I’ve never had protected sex.

I’ve never fingered another person.

I’ve never had anal sex.

I’ve never went to Disney World.

I’ve never been out of my home country.

I’ve never kissed a stranger on the lips.

I’ve never read a book over eight hundred pages.

I’ve never painted a picture on a canvas.

I’ve never sang in front of a large crowd by myself.

I’ve never ate out a girl.

I’ve never seen another girl completely naked.

I’ve never had braces.

I’ve never learned German.

I’ve never watched legit porn.

I’ve never masturbated in front of someone.

I’ve never had a fight with my dad.

I’ve never updated my status through my phone.

I’ve never had my myspace deleted for being underage.

I’ve never used Nair.

I’ve never cut my wrists.

I’ve never wanted plastic surgery.

I’ve never did another sexual position besides missionary.

I’ve never drank organic regular milk.

I’ve never had a girlfriend.

I’ve never kissed another girl.

I’ve never learned Chinese.

I’ve never blew up a balloon.

I’ve never changed a baby’s diaper.

I’ve never lost my phone for good.

I’ve never lost a friend through death.

I’ve never met one of my grandparents.

I’ve never met someone with my exact name.

I’ve never dated someone with red hair.

I’ve never put on eyeliner for myself.

I’ve never took a dance class.

I’ve never used a tampon larger than regular.

I’ve never tried weed.

I’ve never tried most drugs.

I’ve never cooked dinner for my family.

I’ve never had anything besides my ears pierced.

I’ve never had a tattoo.

I’ve never went to the beach to tan.

I’ve never kissed anyone on the lips that was younger than me.

I’ve never dumped someone.

I’ve never stepped in something nasty barefooted.

I’ve never cheated on someone.

I’ve never waxed anything on my body.

I’ve never dyed my whole head a different color.

I’ve never kissed in the rain.

I’ve never mixed alcohols together.

I’ve never shot a gun at an animal.

I’ve never gone a day without laughing.

I’ve never got held back a grade.

I’ve never been hit on by a girl in person.

I’ve never ate my boogers in public.

I’ve never stolen anything over twenty dollars.

I’ve never had sex at school.