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And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.

Adam is a phenomenal singer who’s won 24 awards, he’s performed with Queen, his second album was nominated for International Modern Pop/Rock Album of the Year

A few high points of tonight’s Pretend You’re Xyzzy game:

Pretend You’re Xyzzy, an online version of Cards Against Humanity. The white cards are randomly dealt to people and the black card is drawn, then everyone bar one person deals the best answer they can to the question, and the one person who didn’t deal a card picks the best answer without knowing who it belongs to.

Crap is a sign of life. New bad stories are a sign that this genre — fan fiction, the genre I adore the most - is alive and well. Bad stories mean new people are trying to write in it, and people are trying to do new things with it, and maybe new people are joining the audience, too. When only the best and most popular are writing in a genre, it’s on its deathbed. (See: Westerns and Louis L’Amour.) I want this genre to be here forever, because I want to read it forever. So I’m happy that teenagers are posting Mary Sue stories to the Archive of Our Own. Does that mean you have to be happy? Nope. I can’t make you do anything. (I can think you’re wrong, but hey, being wrong on the internet is a time-honored tradition among our people.) But when you start making fun of a writer and bullying her in the comments of her story, simply because she’s writing something you think is bad and embarrassing, well, that’s when I say: shut the fuck up or get the fuck out. Because she’s not a problem. She’s just doing what we’re all doing — having fun, playing with words, throwing something out there on the internet to see if other people like it. But you. You’re trying to stop someone from having fun. You’re trying to shame people into not writing anymore. And that, folks — that is the definition of shitty behavior. (Mary Sue fantasies, on the other hand, are just the definition of human behavior.) It’s bad for people, it’s bad for the future, and it’s bad for the genre. So you’re a problem.