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nineprotons

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

breelandwalker

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

thecuriousviolet-deactivated201

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

thebibliosphere

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

baekphia

romanticize me being ugly

benedictsmith

Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years afterwards like a social anxiety poltergeist?

ministryofinterior-deactivated2

bitch is there literally anything better than freshly baked bread

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teamrocketing

what a beautiful wedding

merkymerx

Catwoman pencil sketch inspired by Al Buell’s work.

theanimalmemes

i say idk alot but trust me i be knowin

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

mentallyillfuck

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

#well consistency is key

babyanimalgifs

The cutest photobomb ever

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blsexual

Bye bye

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only1600kids

lifehitsharder

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DROPPADOX

#j. cole #absolute favorite

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