"two fingers are all I need to get the job done."

the anons asking me for fic recs. I am not purposely ignoring you. I simply am a bit of a disaster 😭 when I'm actively writing about something, I tend not to read fic about it because I'm kinda nervous about being influenced and copying somehow, and also when I read fic, I often forget to Write My Own lmao. so when I write eruri or zevi, I don't read a lot of it. and the things I did read. I have not bookmarked. because I live like an idiot and I'm just like "oh this slaps, I'll definitely remember it". girl you don't even remember what day of the week it is

objectively very funny that there's people who think Eren was right and defend him when the s4 ending track that has literally only him in the whole video is entitled "child of the devil"

just remembered how Eren horrifically betrayed and hurt everyone who ever cared about him and threw all their sacrifices into the dirt in order to inflict the largest amount of suffering in the history of time and now I need to beat a nineteen year old to death

ah lads. I got the dates mixed up again. Zeke would still be like 24/25 at that point but I'm not changing it because I think it's FUNNY

imagine if the smiling titan had actually eaten Eren in season two. Zeke hauls his hairy ass over there looking for the founding titan which happens to belong to his little brother, and he finds his fucking MOM. AND SHE'S YOUNGER THAN HIM 😭

I always forget Eren is a whiteboy like the rest of them island people (except my girl). in my mind he is sunkissed.......

does anyone else remember a perhaps alarming amount of underage pregnancy content in the early aot fandom. what was up with that

Armin should have kissed that fucking head too

hate to say it but I'm no better than a man. if Eren had been a girl. Well