"two fingers are all I need to get the job done."

objectively very funny that there's people who think Eren was right and defend him when the s4 ending track that has literally only him in the whole video is entitled "child of the devil"

just remembered how Eren horrifically betrayed and hurt everyone who ever cared about him and threw all their sacrifices into the dirt in order to inflict the largest amount of suffering in the history of time and now I need to beat a nineteen year old to death

ah lads. I got the dates mixed up again. Zeke would still be like 24/25 at that point but I'm not changing it because I think it's FUNNY

imagine if the smiling titan had actually eaten Eren in season two. Zeke hauls his hairy ass over there looking for the founding titan which happens to belong to his little brother, and he finds his fucking MOM. AND SHE'S YOUNGER THAN HIM 😭

I always forget Eren is a whiteboy like the rest of them island people (except my girl). in my mind he is sunkissed.......

does anyone else remember a perhaps alarming amount of underage pregnancy content in the early aot fandom. what was up with that

Armin should have kissed that fucking head too

hate to say it but I'm no better than a man. if Eren had been a girl. Well

I think the funniest possible character to add into the narrative of aot would be another Yeager sibling in between Zeke and Eren. the ultimate middle child. no powers. little brother kidnaps big brother to start the apocalypse and everyone just turns to look at them like they can somehow do something about it. and they just stand there like "???? do you want me to chase them down or" WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE WANT FROM THEM. THEY DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS !!!!! THEY WERE BORN INTO THIS FAMILY OF ABSOLUTE FREAKS AGAINST THEIR WILL

wait. of course Zeke would look all shrivelled up, they keep draining all his fucking spinal fluid. they're stealing his fluid!!!!! FLUIDS, even!!!!!