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binch-i-might-be

I'm being so fr rn. if I had a dick I would fuck Levi with it

binch-i-might-be

I'm gonna make him my wife

#that's my woman

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I am so intensely contemplating modern au Eren and Kenny. you would not fucking believe the kind of nonsense spinning around the microwave of my mind right now. why do they not meet in the story.....

#it's 3:30 in the morning so i cannot elaborate but by god. the sillies #modern au Kenneth is a different beast. and so is Eren. do you understand

malewife-levi-ackerman

did anyone uhh. ask for a half assed fem Zeke cosplay ?

malewife-levi-ackerman

I made one of these my whatsapp profile pic. just to keep them guessing

#i don't smoke. lmao #i'm very outspoken against smoking actually because i'm a flutist #also the makeup. no one fucking knows what's that all about 👍#it's the first pic! i really like it. idk Ezekiel has bewitched me. i love pretending to be a man. in a normal way

arctasy

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

#👍

nightxradio

Everyone say thank you Mr. Isayama

#UGH !!!!!!#they look like such catty gays. who are they judging.......

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glsyglsy

Zeke：😘

Eren：🤔？

Dedicate your heart 🫶

original scene below:

#OURGHH MY FAVOURITE

pukicho

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

pukicho

This is a really fun post so far

#Zeke & Grisha

Don’t like that aot turned into a love story in the end. And Mikasa deserved better

I get that, and Mikasa deserves MUCH better than that crusty little incel.

I do feel like aot didn't necessarily turn into a love story at the end, to me it kinda is a love story throughout. not because of eremika, I don't care about those straights, but love is very often a running theme in the narrative. that's what humans do, they love each other !

it makes sense that it ended like that, but I will always be like. Girl Stand UP.

#heartbreaking: most talented and beautiful girl you know falls for someone's musty son #i do think at the core of the story there's love. not necessarily romantic love but you know #i will also say. kind of romantic to cut your beloved's head off! there's an intimacy to it #ask

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the anons asking me for fic recs. I am not purposely ignoring you. I simply am a bit of a disaster 😭 when I'm actively writing about something, I tend not to read fic about it because I'm kinda nervous about being influenced and copying somehow, and also when I read fic, I often forget to Write My Own lmao. so when I write eruri or zevi, I don't read a lot of it. and the things I did read. I have not bookmarked. because I live like an idiot and I'm just like "oh this slaps, I'll definitely remember it". girl you don't even remember what day of the week it is

#one day. i will do fic recs #i feel bad. i am not ignoring you i just don't know what to say 😭#i also just open fics in new tabs and then leave them open and that's how i bookmark them. and i do this. on every phone.#it is very possible that my old phones have some bangers open in an ecosia tab 😭

objectively very funny that there's people who think Eren was right and defend him when the s4 ending track that has literally only him in the whole video is entitled "child of the devil"

#idk i like that guy i think he did the right thing. don't look at the thing where they meta call him the child of evil #and yet. isayama wishes he had made his intention more obvious. what are we doing #fun fact! when i was like 12 i had an oc named Akuma specifically because i looked up devil in japanese and took that from there #and i off and on still kinda attempt to learn japanese sometimes. so i knew “ko” means child and “no” signals ownership of sorts #which means i could translate that whole thang all by myself !!!!! she's a genius. a polyglot if you will

just remembered how Eren horrifically betrayed and hurt everyone who ever cared about him and threw all their sacrifices into the dirt in order to inflict the largest amount of suffering in the history of time and now I need to beat a nineteen year old to death

#those people loved him #started specifically thinking about Hange and how they probably thought about all the experiments they did together #and how Eren always listened even though he had no idea what was going on #how they had a joke with Levi (he did not enjoy it) about the two of them co-parenting a titan #how Eren tried so hard to live up to everyone's expectations even if it was just about cleaning in a way that pleased Levi #i need to kill that boy i need to kill him to death

for someone that takes pride in hating eren you sure talk about him a lot

yes! I think of his silly ass frequently. canon Eren will always catch these hands, but I've been talking about him a lot because I think about my little modern au gremlin version very intensely as I'm writing it lol

#people on tumblr when they find out you can have more than one opinion on something: 🤯#also i'm not answering your second ask because that one's just annoying and i've talked about what Levi symbolises forever and ever already #if you didn't get it then i'm not going to keep repeating it #ask

ah lads. I got the dates mixed up again. Zeke would still be like 24/25 at that point but I'm not changing it because I think it's FUNNY

#oops #this bitch doesn't know shit about anything

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imagine if the smiling titan had actually eaten Eren in season two. Zeke hauls his hairy ass over there looking for the founding titan which happens to belong to his little brother, and he finds his fucking MOM. AND SHE'S YOUNGER THAN HIM 😭

#awkward!#27 year old Dina looking at her 29 year old already disintegrating from the 13 year curse son like. Hello #also would have been extremely funny because she ate Carla. then she ate Eren. and Eren ate Grisha before that. whole ass family #and Dina could just do whatever the fuck she wanted. royal blood with the founding titan. literally go off queen

I always forget Eren is a whiteboy like the rest of them island people (except my girl). in my mind he is sunkissed.......

#you can't be doing all that white baby #i say that like i'm not also white lmao #i feel like Eren is kinda olive-y. he's tan but his tan never really goes away. that's what he looks like. in my heart

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