"two fingers are all I need to get the job done."

it is very funny that Grisha's do over child time travel mind tortured him, forced him to murder several children, and then showed him the extended cut of the apocalypse for literally no reason whatsoever. he never did anything to Eren. except for passing on his titan I guess but at this point we know he had lost his fucking mind THANKS to Eren. meanwhile the child he emotionally abused just kinda didn't like him. Eren was his punishment for fucking up Zeke 👍

everyone needs to start liking Zeke NOW 🔫

fascinatingly there's over double the amount of Eren and Zeke ship fics than Eren and Zeke platonic fics. which could mean nothing

I think if Zeke was fucking someone and they called him "daddy" he would explode to death so bad not even Ymir could put his ass back together

sorry for Eren posting do you still think I'm hot

I have been afflicted with some kind of curse. it cannot be coincidence that I spent days writing something non eruri and the day after I sent that bitch out I am suddenly SICK

I think we should make Eren trans because then his continuous bursts of anger and his fundamentally aggressive nature in the early story would read as a boy trying to obsessively adhere to masculine stereotypes to "prove" himself to his peers, instead of just being like. an annoying little cunt

I miss my beautiful angel

hmmm. do we think that if a titan shifter got top surgery, it would heal flat or reform?

she's done!!! clocking in at a little over 8k, this is the longest oneshot I've written in legit years. and I slammed the whole thang out in three days. no I do not feel like a 3d real life person why do you ask