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I'm being so fr rn. if I had a dick I would fuck Levi with it

binch-i-might-be

I'm gonna make him my wife

#that's my woman

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modern au zevi just walking around normal style with longhaired emo Eren trailing after them like a shinigami

#he walks behind them because he doesn't wanna be seen with them. but also do NOT leave him he'll get SCARED #Zeke just brings him whenever they go somewhere so Eren won't end up as a 4chan shut in freak and Levi has to deal with it #date night ! also my brother is coming because i'm scared he'll become Evil if i leave him alone too long #Levi agrees he also thinks Eren is on the verge of becoming evil so he has to be socialised like an anxious dog

babe wake up official eruri uniform just dropped

#BASED #whoever made this is such a diva. please share your wisdom #eruri

I had a dream.... Ezekiel was there

#don't remember what happened but i KNOW his ass was there

dubiousdisco

#Hange @ Levi

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I have found a way to potentially shoehorn zevi into the modern au. how is everyone feeling

#i have like three plot points for the whole thing and 2k written lmao #well it's not like anyone is waiting for this so i don't have to hurry lmao #maybe this could be a multichapter fic. it's been years since i wrote a multichapter

alivology

#It's Where He Belongs

my hottest (and only) eremin take is that Armin tops

#twink on twink violence

toxicmp3

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

toxicmp3

men with abs aren’t capable of love

#Levi trying to get Mikasa to dump her evil boyfriend

writing my insane, sickening, nsfw wishfulfillment: Eren Apologising

Eren cleared his throat. “Been thinking. Sorry I’ve been such a cunt.”

#she's sick in the head fr

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you delete my anon because u know its true. eren overtook your precious levi’s popularity and has much more of a cultural impact. levi ackerman is an has been!

yeah the cultural impact of being a symbol of fascism and genocide. go on glazing anime hitler but maybe open a history book once you're done gargling his barely dropped balls

#i'm done being nice lmaooo you're highkey Annoying #ask

I have a samsung flip phone and people love inspecting that thang up close because of the fold in the screen. the screen comes on automatically when you flip it open. this is my lockscreen image

#and i have zero shame. look at my handsome they them wife

omg guys I managed to snatch the funko set of Eren, Reiner, and Falco in that basement for 17 bucks (shipping included) !!!!! I usually see it starting at thirty plus shipping 💕

#the guy shipped it already i just got the notification!#i was eyeing it yesterday so i checked several sites but didn't wanna pay at least thirty bucks lmao #yippie :)#i also really want the one of Eren and Zeke in the paths because i NEED to own Ezekiel in a collar

sorry anon but I deleted that nonsense. the fact that your arguments include the outcome of an instagram poll is really funny tho, good job!

#also i never watched or read or cared about dune so idk what that's about #please just read what i wrote about Eren because i'm not repeating everything to you

one of the tragedies of Eren is that if he'd let himself grow up he wouldn't have done any of that

#25 year old Eren would have CRINGED at his teenage nonsense #coming from a 26 year old who wants to throttle their teenage self more often than not #teenagers think they know everything. and in Eren's case he kinda did but only about the reality where he did all that as a teen #let your frontal lobe develop and then we can talk!!!#eren yeager

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great news everyone, I have returned from my taxing travels and my beautiful wife was waiting for me in a packigé!!!

#into the cupboard he goes.......

who would be the funniest character to be Eren's psychiatrist? did not name any names yet because I figured I'd just make it a random filler character, but there is potential here

#just occurred to me that i could literally make the psychiatrist a canon character #it would at most be a quick cameo or name drop but eh #i'll start. willy tybur

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