"two fingers are all I need to get the job done."

I think if Zeke was fucking someone and they called him "daddy" he would explode to death so bad not even Ymir could put his ass back together

sorry for Eren posting do you still think I'm hot

I have been afflicted with some kind of curse. it cannot be coincidence that I spent days writing something non eruri and the day after I sent that bitch out I am suddenly SICK

I think we should make Eren trans because then his continuous bursts of anger and his fundamentally aggressive nature in the early story would read as a boy trying to obsessively adhere to masculine stereotypes to "prove" himself to his peers, instead of just being like. an annoying little cunt

I miss my beautiful angel

hmmm. do we think that if a titan shifter got top surgery, it would heal flat or reform?

she's done!!! clocking in at a little over 8k, this is the longest oneshot I've written in legit years. and I slammed the whole thang out in three days. no I do not feel like a 3d real life person why do you ask

secret project is officially at 5k..... three or four scenes left to draft ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)