I'm being so fr rn. if I had a dick I would fuck Levi with it
I'm gonna make him my wife
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I'm being so fr rn. if I had a dick I would fuck Levi with it
I'm gonna make him my wife

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who else up thinking about how Zeke was probably constantly torn between his deep seated self hatred stemming from being his bio father's son, and the knowledge that the body he was using and abusing was the only grave his chosen father would ever get
I went and looked at all the german lyrics from the season one soundtrack to see how much foreshadowing we can retrospectively apply here, because these things go CRAZY in my humble opinion.
this one I've brought up one billion times before, but I'm putting it in for completion's sake:
"is that the destroyer or the creator?" (Bauklötze, ətˈæk 0N tάɪtn)
both. but let's not talk about it.
this one is very similar! which is why it caught my attention. there was a lot of symbolism about a definite good and a definite evil in the early soundtrack!
"is that the angel who descended from the dawning sky? / is that the devil who crawled forth from the rock crevice?" (YouSeeBIGGIRL/T:T, Vogel im Käfig)
this symbolism almost comes across as somewhat of a deliberate red herring, because it turns out there's no such thing as pure good or pure evil in this story.
next:
"we will fight until the hot wind takes our wings." (Bauklötze, ətˈæk 0N tάɪtn)
this just made me think of Hange, especially because Bauklötze is playing during their death scene. it tickled me because the hot wind of the wall titans literally burst them into flames and took their wings (of freedom).
I mentioned this the other day:
"the earth rumbles and turns red / the people will remember this tragedy." (ətˈæk 0N tάɪtn)
well. the word is literally in there!
now. this one:
"we will fight against our fate / we mustn't surrender to our fate.
with grief and decision in our hearts / we display our will to go on / no one shall be willfully robbed of their life." (YouSeeBIGGIRL/T:T, Vogel im Käfig)
this makes me a little insane, because it lists everything Eren didn’t do by the end of the story. he stopped fighting fate and surrendered to the rumbling (because he wanted it to happen, as we all know). he refused to go on. just waited to be killed. and, famously, he willfully robbed quite a lot of people of their lives! fascinating.
and that's my contribution for today <3

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ourgh. I just realised that not only do the warriors' parents outlive them, they also don't have anything to bury after. the warriors are cannibalised. there's nothing left. what does marley give to the families? just clothing? some belongings? or do they not even bother at all? do the parents bury empty caskets? is there a special cemetery for warriors, where there's no graves and no bodies? just engraved plaques placed in neat rows in the dirt, so close together that you can't help but step on them as you walk through? much to think about.
what do I have to do to get y'all to read the modern au,,,,,, I love her
Along with the genocide, Eren also admitted to directly causing his mother’s own death. He put his friends into harm by forcing them in a fight they did not want to be a part of and were not yet ready for. How anyone can think he is selfless or a hero is beyond me.
yes!!! I never hear anything about that from his bootlickers!
somehow him admitting that he killed his own mother just so he could motivate himself to one day commit genocide never comes up. I wonder why!
and I'm saying this all the time, but he forced the people who loved him most to kill him. they were the only people who could. he knew his best friends since childhood would be the ones who'd have to deliver the killing blows, and he didn't give a shit. he for some reason forced his best friend to titan fist fight him instead of just fucking giving up even though he had ALREADY LOST. because this is Eren's world, and everyone else is uhhh actually they're not allowed to live in it. get rumbled idiot
I have so many thoughts about the modern au you could not even comprehend it. would you believe me that Grisha wasn't always a cartoon villain? because he wasn't. there's a whole backstory on how we got here and I will never write it into the story because it does not matter. everyone feel bad for me
That new drawing from Isayama of Levi and Erwin in the new odm uniform has me thinking. If Erwin survived I wonder if Levi would’ve even been injured in the first place? I’m sure Levi would still hate Zeke a ton because of all the lives he took, but I think losing Erwin also made that worse for Levi. Especially because Levi was the one that made the decision for Erwin to charge to his death. With Erwin alive post time skip, would things happen the same? Would Levi had been in that situation with Zeke in the forest? Would the thunder spear explosion even happen? I also wonder would Erwin have drank the wine and turned titan? So many things to think about
that's a very interesting thing to consider!
I think a LOT of things would have gone differently with Erwin there, but I have no grip on the scope of the changes.
with the utmost respect to my legally wedded spouse, Erwin would not have been as overwhelmed as Hange was. Erwin has the experience as commander to fall back on, and I think he would have adjusted to the knowledge of the cellar very quickly. he's experienced in diplomacy. it also would have opened Hange back up to their usual nonsense, so they could have probably made some more advances in defense technology.
I don't claim to be as smart as Erwin, so I really can't speak on what he would have done with Zeke. I think he'd definitely put Levi in charge of him, but idk if he would have let the situation be as loosey goosey as just a camp in the forest.
I think he would not have trusted Zeke, and he would not have trusted Eren after the stunt he pulled. I think he would have been much sterner with Eren post Liberio raid, because Erwin would have lost any reason to trust him. Eren basically deserted. from the military. and forced their hand by using himself as bait. I don’t think he'd like that very much!
this is very speculative, but maybe with Erwin as commander and Hange left to their devices during the time skip, they could have engineered a way to contain a titan shifter. maybe not necessarily with Eren in mind, but it would sure come in handy.
in that case, Levi wouldn't have ended up in that situation at all.
I also think Erwin wouldn't have drank the wine. that's one suspicious motherfucker, and he probably doesn't even accept random drinks from acquaintances, never mind FORMER ENEMIES.
so yeah, this is all extremely pulled out my ass, but I do like speculating!

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“I thought he wasn’t your boyfriend!” Zeke blurted out, finally, gesturing at poor red-faced Armin who looked like he was doing his darndest to become one with the couch.
“He- he isn’t!” Eren yelled back, fingers digging into the cushions with white knuckled horror, wide eyes darting around the room without ever settling directly on Zeke—or Armin, for that matter. The kid vibrated on the spot, about to spring apart at any second.
“He could be?” Armin piped up, much quieter than their yelling, but it struck like a nuclear bomb. Eren whipped around to face him, and they just sat and stared at each other from opposite ends of the couch for an endless moment.
“...huh?”
chapter four is up! everyone is having a very normal and usual time <3
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“I thought he wasn’t your boyfriend!” Zeke blurted out, finally, gesturing at poor red-faced Armin who looked like he was doing his darndest to become one with the couch.
“He- he isn’t!” Eren yelled back, fingers digging into the cushions with white knuckled horror, wide eyes darting around the room without ever settling directly on Zeke—or Armin, for that matter. The kid vibrated on the spot, about to spring apart at any second.
“He could be?” Armin piped up, much quieter than their yelling, but it struck like a nuclear bomb. Eren whipped around to face him, and they just sat and stared at each other from opposite ends of the couch for an endless moment.
“...huh?”
chapter four is up! everyone is having a very normal and usual time <3
what if the Scouts have some sort of morbid milestone celebration. maybe this comes directly from the higher ups as just another jab to the unwanted step child of the military complex. a mockery.
little pins, maybe, not to commemorate years served or any achievement. they don't send them to Erwin, because they know he'll trash them instead of giving them out.
nope. they just show up directly in the barracks or private rooms.
and they're awarded just for turning twenty. twenty-five. thirty. thirty-five.
they've never had to send one out for forty.
congrats! you're still alive. don't get too comfortable though!
when you think about it it's actually so unfair that Eren's stupid severed head was cradled tenderly against Mikasa's tiddies. that should have been ME

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shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn
you need daddy to complete you
daddy needs to be euthanized
submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for
love how much attention this post is getting i knew the gay people in my phone would understand me. btw here's the picture that inspired me to make this post in the first place: