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I'm being so fr rn. if I had a dick I would fuck Levi with it

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I'm gonna make him my wife

#that's my woman

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in a sense, both Uri and Kenny are monsterfuckers. in this essay I won't

#made for each other fr #kenuri

I think Uri told Kenny he loved him, and Kenny never said it back. because he doesn't say shit like that. he doesn't love. except he really, really does. Uri was not perturbed by this. he kept saying it. and Kenny kept grunting his acknowledgment and leaving it at that.

it's only when he watches Uri die, chained down and smiling, that he really wishes he'd said it back. just once.

#was thinking about it and i don't think Kenny would ever admit he loves someone. he couldn’t even admit he cared about his sister or her kid #Uri seems more well adjusted but of course he is still incredibly fucked up. i think he might say it but never expect anything back #he knows Kenneth. knows his soul like no one else does. he doesn't have to hear it to know it's true #kenuri #kenny ackerman #uri reiss

#sorry i've been brainrotting about the monke again. and also zevi because never forget i'm a wretched multishipper #zeke yeager #levi ackerman #zevi

am I hallucinating or did the anime entirely drop Zeke's autistic little ear scratching tic

#in s3 when he was introduced he did it a couple times. did he do it in s4????

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I bet there are eremika fics where they use that damn scarf for bondage purposes. but I am not going to check because I don't care that much frankly!

#honestly SURE. as long as Eren's fucking he's not committing genocide or being a little bitch. hopefully

I loooove. thinking about post rumbling au Levi absolutely battering someone to death with his cane for "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY KID" reasons. motherfucker briefly reawakens his Ackerman powers through sheer fury

#yes he uses that cane as a weapon. of course he does #let him go feral. as a treat #Erwin arrives to the occasion ten minutes late like “my beautiful husband love of my life. why are you murdering <3”

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#Eruri moodboard No.2 💚⚜️

#urghhhr?!

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Hope

#oh my GOD

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Levi hits Erwin with that "good boy" and Erwin collapses like an oven fresh souffle

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also, more wholesomely, Levi going "I thought you did well today" when they're curled up in bed together. Erwin's head on his chest, Levi's fingers in his hair.

"hm?" Erwin says, unaware he had done anything noteworthy that day.

"you know, the speech. your arguments. it was good."

and something inside Erwin relaxes.

Levi acknowledging and praising the things everyone else just expects from him, including himself...... urghh. yes I am normal and well adjusted. don't look at me

#i think Erwin compliments Levi all the time. it's very easy for him because he adores him. and Levi just wants to return the affection #he knows how important all this is to Erwin and how much effort he puts into these things behind carefully closed doors #it's not just effortless and off the cuff like he makes it seem

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Levi hits Erwin with that "good boy" and Erwin collapses like an oven fresh souffle

#praise kink but it's Erwin who's the good boy. take my hand 🫴#he has such complex daddy issues of COURSE he wants to be praised #eruri #levi ackerman #erwin smith

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What did they say to each other before Zeke ran away? Wrong answers only

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#<3 #actually Zeke wouldn't run away he would LOVE that. that thang grows back anyway

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he's so babygirl in this panel...... look at those beautiful wide eyes. marry me

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he literally looks like this

#he looks like that tiktok filter from a couple years ago that gave people heart eyes

Do yoy take requests. My soul kinda needs it. How would a relationship with levi be with a reader who has only been in manipulative abusive relationships and is genophobic

ah sorry, I don't! I barely manage to write my own ideas lol

I do know there's people in the fandom who do take requests and write xreader tho!

#in the least judgy and offensive way (i really don't care what other people enjoy) but i have the xreader tag blocked #it's not my cup of tea at all. I don't even like oc shipping at this point in my life lmao #also i had to google what genophobia is and iiii do not know what to say about that. i feel like i wouldn't be the right person to write it #ask

very homosexually charged thing to contemplate in a potential life or death situation

#THE ANGLEEEEE ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE #looking RIGHT at his bulge #eruri

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