malak

“can we bring tankinis back!” “nooo please dont bring bell bottoms back!” why does ur personality and fashion choices rely on others approval

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

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washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

black culture gets used by gay people and gets associated with gay culture, then gay culture gets used by mainstream pop