Making Up Monsters

Note: There's going to be about a year's worth of prompts from Cohost (RIP) interleaved with fresh ones for quite a while.

Monster who lost count again, please stop distracting them

Monster who really should have proof-read their wanted ad. What are they supposed to do with all these golfers?

Monster who knows that if a door slams in your face, another window will open soon

Monster who didn't mean to call you ma'ammy. Sorry, mommy. Uh. Boss. Sorry, boss.

Monster who can totally fit through that door

Monster who doesn't even go here

Monster who is so clever, but also so foolish

Monster who's just a little guy

Monster who wonders why you're here

Monster who's finally getting through that darn puberty, after so many years. Oh, wait, no, false alarm. Darn it.

Monster who wonders why they're here

Monster who does not want uppies. They don't. But they could use a hand. Please?

Monster who needs to put together a barbershop quartet

Monster who is old enough to drink. No, you don't need to see their identification. They can go about their business.

Monster who thinks you should be gentler with yourself

No, no, no. You must have misheard. This monster has a breading kink…