(CLOSED) These blorbos don't want to fight, but we do!
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Do you have blorbos that don't like fighting? Do you want them to fight? Well come on down to blorbo brawl town and make them fight anyways! | Pfp and banner of Atlas from Cryptid Crush by Drowsy Drake Studios! | IN FINALS
Characters from the Same Media Prelims! (Prompted by this ask)
Submission Closing Time Announcement!
SUBMISSIONS CLOSED!
THE WINNER!!!!
Checkpoints!
(Posts where I update on the list of characters/current statistics)
List of Submitted Characters! (ask)
Statistics Checkpoint!
Polls!
(Finished Polls are colored with red, Ongoing Polls are colored with green)
Joke Poll: Battle of Bert and ✈️
Preliminary Polls!
Preliminary 1: Undertale - Frisk VS. Asgore
Preliminary 2: Real Life - Bees VS. Sharks
Preliminary 3: Pokémon - Snorlax VS. Wobbuffet VS. Snom
Preliminary 4: Epithet Erased - Percival King VS. Molly Blyndeff
Preliminary 5: Homestuck - Nepeta Leijon VS. Dave Strider
Preliminary 6: Doctor Who - Abby & Zara VS. The Twelfth Doctor VS. Bill Potts
ROUND 1 LIST!
ROUND 2 LIST!
ROUND 3 LIST!
QUARTER-FINALS!
SEMI-FINALS!
Tags!
POLLS ARE IN "uh oh blorbo brawl"
UPDATES ARE IN "blorbo updates"
PROPAGANDA IS IN "blorbo propaganda"
NON-PROPAGANDA ASKS ARE IN "blorbo asks"
FUNNY SUBMISSIONS POSTS ARE IN "favorite blorbo submissions"
MISCELLANEOUS POSTS ARE IN "not a blorbo"
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Hey there, girlies (gender neutral)! Welcome to the ✨fuck around and find out✨ tournament, where we find out who’s the cutest badass! Submissions will be open for a week!
✨The rules:✨
“Cute but can kick your ass” characters of all genders are accepted. Just no one from overly problematic sources.
One character per submission. You can submit multiple times, but only submit a character once! Please don’t spam.
No limit on characters from the same source.
Be nice. Propaganda is allowed, but do not attack others. You will be blocked.
✨Submit Here✨
Inspired by: @autistic-anime-girls-bracket @autisticgirliesbracket @girlygirltournament @pinkhairswagtourney@victimsofyaoipoll @morally-grey-girlbosses @best-kirby-character-tournament @controversial-blorbo-bracket (there’s more but i’m blanking lol)
CONGRATULATIONS SHARKS FOR WINNING THE PACIFISM TOURNAMENT!
This is probably THE funniest matchup of the tournament, and I really didn't expect it! I'll absolutely be hosting another round of this tournament eventually (potentially soon?)
Thanks for playin everyone! :D
In honor of them winning, here are some of my favorite shark tags:
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I showed this to my fiance who has never spent a second on tumblr and I honestly think he loves me less...because I could only say "it's tumblr humor!" And he didn't get it and I can't explain it
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Hawkeye performed unneeded surgery, on two separate occasions, removing an organ each time, for no other purpose than to get his way. He has also drugged individuals to remove them from his way on too many instances to count.
He's only technically a pacifist.
He literally did that to minimize the fighting/casualties though 😭 my boy was so committed to pacifism that he committed medical malpractice to keep the peace. Would sharks do that? No.
Hawkeye: I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!
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Hawkeye performed unneeded surgery, on two separate occasions, removing an organ each time, for no other purpose than to get his way. He has also drugged individuals to remove them from his way on too many instances to count.
He's only technically a pacifist.
